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Check in if you did NOT have sex with Petraeus (Original Post) struggle4progress Nov 2012 OP
Um...here. Wait Wut Nov 2012 #1
We gonna give everybody a coupla minutes, before we start speculatin struggle4progress Nov 2012 #3
The FBI... Wait Wut Nov 2012 #10
They wanna see if Agent Mike checks in struggle4progress Nov 2012 #12
He tried. I turned him down. bigwillq Nov 2012 #2
We are very proud of you! struggle4progress Nov 2012 #7
<deafening silence> krispos42 Nov 2012 #4
We just gonna talk about them what ain't here struggle4progress Nov 2012 #11
That might be one of those secrets that I am keeping from myself. Ptah Nov 2012 #5
Sometimes some things might be better not to know struggle4progress Nov 2012 #9
There was that one night at the USO dance and,......well,.......never mind,...... ohiosmith Nov 2012 #6
The University of Southern Oshkosh always had a reputation for wild dances struggle4progress Nov 2012 #15
Is that where I was? Maybe it wasn't Petraeus! ohiosmith Nov 2012 #17
It can sometimes be hard to keep track. That's why I memorized the saying: struggle4progress Nov 2012 #18
A friend up in Oshkosh just finished restoring a BSA Gold Star. Him and the General? naw. alfredo Nov 2012 #31
No. HappyMe Nov 2012 #8
We'll scratch you off the list then. There are still plenty of other suspects struggle4progress Nov 2012 #16
I may have Betsy Ross Nov 2012 #13
Everybody loses a few years here and there: don't worry about it struggle4progress Nov 2012 #14
I did-not have sex with Petraeus. In_The_Wind Nov 2012 #19
Does heavy Petraeusing count? MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #20
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature, but only your hairdresser knows for sure struggle4progress Nov 2012 #23
Not that I remember, but I've been sort of drunk in the DC area a few times. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #21
You know what they say: "What happens inside the Beltway stays inside the Beltway" struggle4progress Nov 2012 #22
I thought that was Vegas. HopeHoops Nov 2012 #24
Vegas isn't inside the Beltway: it's on the other side of the country struggle4progress Nov 2012 #25
I had sex under his desk, but not with him. name not needed Nov 2012 #26
Maybe you confused this with the "I had sex with somebody besides Petraeus" thread? struggle4progress Nov 2012 #34
I had a headache. alfredo Nov 2012 #27
Nowadays, everybody haz headache, except maybe Tabitha haz cheezeburga struggle4progress Nov 2012 #35
She's Hindu. alfredo Nov 2012 #37
Tabitha can haz veggie burga? struggle4progress Nov 2012 #41
Purrrfect alfredo Nov 2012 #44
I thought he meant something else... bluedigger Nov 2012 #28
I had to wash my hair and my legs needed shaving Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2012 #29
I heard lots of people volunteered to help you with that struggle4progress Nov 2012 #42
I tossed my black book 9 years ago. Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #30
It may still be in teh Lounge lost and found. That's where I last saw it struggle4progress Nov 2012 #45
Well if you see it again... Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #58
With my luck, the final pages will all be missing when it resurfaces struggle4progress Nov 2012 #59
Was he ever a sailor? femmocrat Nov 2012 #32
we'll mark you down as a fan of bell-bottoms struggle4progress Nov 2012 #48
I would answer noamnety Nov 2012 #33
some people send a lot of email drafts struggle4progress Nov 2012 #49
Does masturbating to Paula Broadwell count? Kennah Nov 2012 #36
Yuck. Punkingal Nov 2012 #38
Someday I'm gonna, like, totally learn the difference between yick, yecch, and yuck! struggle4progress Nov 2012 #46
Not possible HeiressofBickworth Nov 2012 #39
I heard he like ... AnneD Nov 2012 #52
Not really HeiressofBickworth Nov 2012 #61
Not only do they have a zipper problem... AnneD Nov 2012 #68
I have been fighting the overwhelming urge to send anonymous threatening emails lately......... kalli007 Nov 2012 #40
They almost write themselves, don't they? struggle4progress Nov 2012 #43
He's Army. I do have limits. n/t sarge43 Nov 2012 #47
Yeah, we all knew about limits struggle4progress Nov 2012 #57
Well ok, it was a dark night and I remember, "Surge, baby, suuurrrrge" instead of "zoom, zoooom". sarge43 Nov 2012 #64
I'm waiting until I get a book contract BainsBane Nov 2012 #50
I was very surprised by what I read in your book. It was eye-opening, to say the least! struggle4progress Nov 2012 #51
I grew up in a military family.... AnneD Nov 2012 #53
The list of suspects gets shorter and shorter! struggle4progress Nov 2012 #55
Nope. geardaddy Nov 2012 #54
I guess we won't be able gossip about you, then struggle4progress Nov 2012 #56
I don't recall having sex with him... Sophiegirl Nov 2012 #60
as posted elsewhere without pics or credit card receipts i cant be sure. loli phabay Nov 2012 #62
Many of us can't remember details unless the receipts are available struggle4progress Nov 2012 #63
so, if I didn't check in NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #65
Oh, no, no, NewJeff! We're much more discreet than that! We would have said, struggle4progress Nov 2012 #66
I'm not good at judging male attractiveness NewJeffCT Nov 2012 #67

struggle4progress

(118,350 posts)
18. It can sometimes be hard to keep track. That's why I memorized the saying:
Tue Nov 13, 2012, 08:08 PM
Nov 2012

"Wherever you go, there you are!"

I found it was worth the effort, soon after I memorized it

alfredo

(60,077 posts)
27. I had a headache.
Tue Nov 13, 2012, 09:38 PM
Nov 2012

Tabitha doesn't kiss and tell, so all we can do is speculate. The forlorn look speaks volumes.

AnneD

(15,774 posts)
68. Not only do they have a zipper problem...
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 05:09 PM
Nov 2012

they don't know how to properly use the equipment they have. And you can forget about YOUR womanly satisfaction. Just lay back and think of England...as they say.

kalli007

(683 posts)
40. I have been fighting the overwhelming urge to send anonymous threatening emails lately.........
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:31 AM
Nov 2012

SO, there is a chance I have been generally embedded at some point in time.

sarge43

(28,945 posts)
64. Well ok, it was a dark night and I remember, "Surge, baby, suuurrrrge" instead of "zoom, zoooom".
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 01:19 PM
Nov 2012

So who knows.

struggle4progress

(118,350 posts)
56. I guess we won't be able gossip about you, then
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 06:35 PM
Nov 2012

That's OK: there's plenty of other folk who haven't dared show their faces around here

struggle4progress

(118,350 posts)
66. Oh, no, no, NewJeff! We're much more discreet than that! We would have said,
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 02:30 PM
Nov 2012

"I wonder why we haven't seen NewJeff yet" and "I heard NewJeff has a closet full of military uniforms" and "Did you say you saw NewJeff with some hunky military guy? That wasn't you? I wonder who told me that" and so on

NewJeffCT

(56,829 posts)
67. I'm not good at judging male attractiveness
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 03:24 PM
Nov 2012

but, I don't think I'd consider David Petraius to be "hunky"?

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