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DFW

(54,443 posts)
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:25 PM Nov 2012

Ultimate bummer--the ONE time this happens to me, I'm traveling alone

Due to the train strike in Belgium today, I booked a hotel room in Paris for Tuesday and Wednesday nights. The train down here was over an hour late, so I didn't even get to my hotel until after 9:00 PM. There were two women at the reception desk. One came to me to check me in, but her French was not good at all, and she looked blonder than French woman usually do. I asked where she was from, and she said she was from Holland.

I told her that if it would speed things up, she could speak Dutch instead of French, as I didn't care which. She looked at my American passport and thought I was putting her on. I told her again to please speak Dutch, as I was having trouble with her French. She finally switched to Dutch, and broke out in a BIG smile when she heard that I could really speak it.

She then turned to my reservation and noticed that the hotel had already given out all the rooms for normal mortals (the price class I had booked). She said, tell you what, we have this big suite that isn't booked for the next two nights. I'll put you in there, how about that? I said sure, not knowing what to expect.

I got to my room. Or, rather, my luxury condo. I swear, they should have provided a GPS to find my way around this place. Marble corridors, plush carpeted huge living room, office, bed big enough for a wife and a mistress, neither of which would notice the other was there. Marble bathroom, discreetly off to the side. Immense breakfast buffet included with the suite (of course). This thing must go for $1500 a night when people ask for it. So, I'm all alone in this fabulous suite I'll never have again, my wife didn't come with me this time



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Ultimate bummer--the ONE time this happens to me, I'm traveling alone (Original Post) DFW Nov 2012 OP
NICE! See? As a former language teacher, I know that knowing another tongue helps! CurtEastPoint Nov 2012 #1
I know eight of them DFW Nov 2012 #2
You're a fortunate man. trof Nov 2012 #5
American Sign Language? Panasonic Nov 2012 #20
I wish! DFW Nov 2012 #25
She is coming to our cruise in 2014. Panasonic Nov 2012 #26
Sounds like quite a crowd you'll be with DFW Nov 2012 #27
Ha. Unless you know American Sign Language, you'd be lost in the communication area. :) Panasonic Nov 2012 #30
Hang out in the lobby telling attractive women you are an American 4-Star General PufPuf23 Nov 2012 #3
I will remember that if it ever happens again DFW Nov 2012 #15
I love stories like this. trof Nov 2012 #4
I hope you got to tipple and nibble liberally, too. marzipanni Nov 2012 #14
Sounds like the scene from Pink Panther II DFW Nov 2012 #16
Oh yeah...the rest of the guys at the seminar...? trof Nov 2012 #29
my first thought was "go talk to the Dutch girl in the lobby" d_r Nov 2012 #6
Believe me, the nice Dutch girl in the lobby was no match for my wife DFW Nov 2012 #12
smart man d_r Nov 2012 #18
Full disclosure DFW Nov 2012 #19
was getting real interesting up to and including the two women part, then it fell apart ;) loli phabay Nov 2012 #7
Yeah, I hated that. trof Nov 2012 #8
lol. I wasn't sure where the thread was going. lol Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #9
A suite the 47% will never see unless they are dropping off Romney's bags Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #10
Hell, it's a suite I would never have seen, either. DFW Nov 2012 #31
Dear Penthouse, she could speak Dutch instead of French Ptah Nov 2012 #11
But language was no barrier. RiffRandell Nov 2012 #22
You should see if the have a complimentary guitar. bluesbassman Nov 2012 #13
I was traveling light DFW Nov 2012 #17
what about your mistress, did you bring her along? olddad56 Nov 2012 #21
How could I? DFW Nov 2012 #24
Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me... mikeytherat Nov 2012 #23
Cool story and I know folks appreciate that. Rhiannon12866 Nov 2012 #28

DFW

(54,443 posts)
2. I know eight of them
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:32 PM
Nov 2012

Well, nine and a half if you include English and Swiss German.

It makes ALL the difference in the world, no matter where you go. I speak only about ten words of Tagalog, but since EVERY hotel in the world has Filipinos working in it, I get amazing service in most of them because I recognize the Filipinos immediately and greet them in Tagalog.

If you ever go to Hawai'i, greet the people seating breakfast with "magandáng omagá." You'll get the best seat with the best views in the whole place.

trof

(54,256 posts)
5. You're a fortunate man.
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:54 PM
Nov 2012

And pretty damn smart.
I speak some French and 'menu' Italian, German, and Spanish.
It sure came in handy when I was traveling.

 

Panasonic

(2,921 posts)
30. Ha. Unless you know American Sign Language, you'd be lost in the communication area. :)
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 11:25 PM
Nov 2012

But still, you can train to become an interpreter and get on the cruise and interpret for us!

The cruise director's name is John Maucere - he's a very funny deaf comedian. Website: www.johnmaucere.com

PufPuf23

(8,839 posts)
3. Hang out in the lobby telling attractive women you are an American 4-Star General
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:39 PM
Nov 2012

on an undercover mission and can prove it by your suite and whatever classidied info they may want to know.

PS Don't tell wife.

PSS Natasha might tell Boris so be careful.

DFW

(54,443 posts)
15. I will remember that if it ever happens again
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 05:57 AM
Nov 2012

Roger that on not telling the wife. She is very good with a machete.

trof

(54,256 posts)
4. I love stories like this.
Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:52 PM
Nov 2012

I was booked into a very nice airport hotel at SFO for a week long seminar.
It was a company event and rooms were paid for. Food and drinks were on my nickle.

Because of a problem scheduling flights, I had to arrive a day early.
I explained to the woman at the desk and apologized. Didn't have a reservation for that night.
She joked that I must be an eager beaver arriving so soon.

We made small talk while she checked the computer.
"Tell you what. You're gonna be here a whole week. Why don't we put you on the Executive Floor?"
"Um...okay, fine."

"This is your special key card for the elevator. Gotta have that for the floor. There's a complimentary breakfast and complimentary hors d'oeuvres and drinks in the evening."
"WOW! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

The room was very nice and the free food and drinks were GREAT!
And since it was all free, I tipped LIBERALLY.

marzipanni

(6,011 posts)
14. I hope you got to tipple and nibble liberally, too.
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 02:14 AM
Nov 2012

I think my husband and I will try to get to a hotel early or late for our reservation just to see if we have any luck as you and DFW did!

We were in Jamaica in 1985 traveling by local bus, and foot, and walked down a long tree lined drive toward a seaside lodge (there were mongooses crossing the driveway, which was interesting) We didn't have a reservation.
When we got to the lodge we were told they were booked, then gave us the room of last resort- right over the disco. We were relieved when it closed and the various beats thrumming through the floor ended.

DFW

(54,443 posts)
16. Sounds like the scene from Pink Panther II
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 06:07 AM
Nov 2012

Where Inspector Clouseau is in Gstaad and needs a "rhum."

trof

(54,256 posts)
29. Oh yeah...the rest of the guys at the seminar...?
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 09:17 PM
Nov 2012

Found out that even if they couldn't get off on that floor?
The STAIRS worked just fine
They all joined me on the second day and for the rest of the week.

DFW

(54,443 posts)
12. Believe me, the nice Dutch girl in the lobby was no match for my wife
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 01:25 AM
Nov 2012

Last edited Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:50 PM - Edit history (1)

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No way I'm risking losing her

DFW

(54,443 posts)
19. Full disclosure
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:48 PM
Nov 2012

That pic was from our wedding 30 years ago. But today, at age 60, she still looks mighty fine to me:

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DFW

(54,443 posts)
31. Hell, it's a suite I would never have seen, either.
Sat Nov 17, 2012, 07:28 AM
Nov 2012

Just chance. I'm in a different country practically every day. Plenty of bad stuff happens. Sometimes good stuff happens. Joss.

bluesbassman

(19,379 posts)
13. You should see if the have a complimentary guitar.
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 02:09 AM
Nov 2012

All that marble and space would make for some cool acoustics.

Hey, chalk one up for the good guys. Enjoy your stay DFW.

DFW

(54,443 posts)
17. I was traveling light
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 06:10 AM
Nov 2012

No guitars with me while working. If it had been a pleasure trip, my better half would have been with me.

I'm already back in Sprout City, and have to be in Spain by midnight. There is no rest for the weary.

DFW

(54,443 posts)
24. How could I?
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 07:41 PM
Nov 2012

I wasn't told in advance about this, and if I were, I would have brought my wife in the first place. (no time to go find a mistress on that kind of short notice)

Rhiannon12866

(206,072 posts)
28. Cool story and I know folks appreciate that.
Fri Nov 16, 2012, 09:07 PM
Nov 2012

When I've traveled to other countries, people usually speak some English. It's common for those in other countries to speak more than one language. We're the snobs who rarely do. When I was in Russia, we visited an English class at a local school and the children were quite young. I had French classes starting in Jr. High, but most places it isn't offered until high school. My French came in handy when I made friends with a Russian girl who only spoke fluent Russian, French and Italian, but kept apologizing that she "didn't finish" her English.

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