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Due to the train strike in Belgium today, I booked a hotel room in Paris for Tuesday and Wednesday nights. The train down here was over an hour late, so I didn't even get to my hotel until after 9:00 PM. There were two women at the reception desk. One came to me to check me in, but her French was not good at all, and she looked blonder than French woman usually do. I asked where she was from, and she said she was from Holland.
I told her that if it would speed things up, she could speak Dutch instead of French, as I didn't care which. She looked at my American passport and thought I was putting her on. I told her again to please speak Dutch, as I was having trouble with her French. She finally switched to Dutch, and broke out in a BIG smile when she heard that I could really speak it.
She then turned to my reservation and noticed that the hotel had already given out all the rooms for normal mortals (the price class I had booked). She said, tell you what, we have this big suite that isn't booked for the next two nights. I'll put you in there, how about that? I said sure, not knowing what to expect.
I got to my room. Or, rather, my luxury condo. I swear, they should have provided a GPS to find my way around this place. Marble corridors, plush carpeted huge living room, office, bed big enough for a wife and a mistress, neither of which would notice the other was there. Marble bathroom, discreetly off to the side. Immense breakfast buffet included with the suite (of course). This thing must go for $1500 a night when people ask for it. So, I'm all alone in this fabulous suite I'll never have again, my wife didn't come with me this time
CurtEastPoint
(18,664 posts)DFW
(54,443 posts)Well, nine and a half if you include English and Swiss German.
It makes ALL the difference in the world, no matter where you go. I speak only about ten words of Tagalog, but since EVERY hotel in the world has Filipinos working in it, I get amazing service in most of them because I recognize the Filipinos immediately and greet them in Tagalog.
If you ever go to Hawai'i, greet the people seating breakfast with "magandáng omagá." You'll get the best seat with the best views in the whole place.
trof
(54,256 posts)And pretty damn smart.
I speak some French and 'menu' Italian, German, and Spanish.
It sure came in handy when I was traveling.
Panasonic
(2,921 posts)Taught by Professor Panasonic *blink*
Then I could have a long talk with Marlee Matlin
Panasonic
(2,921 posts)All deaf cruise
DFW
(54,443 posts)I'd come, but I'd never hear the end of it..........
Panasonic
(2,921 posts)But still, you can train to become an interpreter and get on the cruise and interpret for us!
The cruise director's name is John Maucere - he's a very funny deaf comedian. Website: www.johnmaucere.com
PufPuf23
(8,839 posts)on an undercover mission and can prove it by your suite and whatever classidied info they may want to know.
PS Don't tell wife.
PSS Natasha might tell Boris so be careful.
DFW
(54,443 posts)Roger that on not telling the wife. She is very good with a machete.
trof
(54,256 posts)I was booked into a very nice airport hotel at SFO for a week long seminar.
It was a company event and rooms were paid for. Food and drinks were on my nickle.
Because of a problem scheduling flights, I had to arrive a day early.
I explained to the woman at the desk and apologized. Didn't have a reservation for that night.
She joked that I must be an eager beaver arriving so soon.
We made small talk while she checked the computer.
"Tell you what. You're gonna be here a whole week. Why don't we put you on the Executive Floor?"
"Um...okay, fine."
"This is your special key card for the elevator. Gotta have that for the floor. There's a complimentary breakfast and complimentary hors d'oeuvres and drinks in the evening."
"WOW! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
The room was very nice and the free food and drinks were GREAT!
And since it was all free, I tipped LIBERALLY.
marzipanni
(6,011 posts)I think my husband and I will try to get to a hotel early or late for our reservation just to see if we have any luck as you and DFW did!
We were in Jamaica in 1985 traveling by local bus, and foot, and walked down a long tree lined drive toward a seaside lodge (there were mongooses crossing the driveway, which was interesting) We didn't have a reservation.
When we got to the lodge we were told they were booked, then gave us the room of last resort- right over the disco. We were relieved when it closed and the various beats thrumming through the floor ended.
DFW
(54,443 posts)Where Inspector Clouseau is in Gstaad and needs a "rhum."
trof
(54,256 posts)Found out that even if they couldn't get off on that floor?
The STAIRS worked just fine
They all joined me on the second day and for the rest of the week.
d_r
(6,907 posts)but the wife part nixed that
DFW
(54,443 posts)Last edited Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:50 PM - Edit history (1)
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No way I'm risking losing her
That pic was from our wedding 30 years ago. But today, at age 60, she still looks mighty fine to me:
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loli phabay
(5,580 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Anti-climax (pun intended).
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)DFW
(54,443 posts)Just chance. I'm in a different country practically every day. Plenty of bad stuff happens. Sometimes good stuff happens. Joss.
Ptah
(33,039 posts)RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)We understood each other.
bluesbassman
(19,379 posts)All that marble and space would make for some cool acoustics.
Hey, chalk one up for the good guys. Enjoy your stay DFW.
DFW
(54,443 posts)No guitars with me while working. If it had been a pleasure trip, my better half would have been with me.
I'm already back in Sprout City, and have to be in Spain by midnight. There is no rest for the weary.
olddad56
(5,732 posts)DFW
(54,443 posts)I wasn't told in advance about this, and if I were, I would have brought my wife in the first place. (no time to go find a mistress on that kind of short notice)
mikeytherat
(6,829 posts)mikey_the_rat
Rhiannon12866
(206,072 posts)When I've traveled to other countries, people usually speak some English. It's common for those in other countries to speak more than one language. We're the snobs who rarely do. When I was in Russia, we visited an English class at a local school and the children were quite young. I had French classes starting in Jr. High, but most places it isn't offered until high school. My French came in handy when I made friends with a Russian girl who only spoke fluent Russian, French and Italian, but kept apologizing that she "didn't finish" her English.