Throw in a couple of candy canes and you're GOLDEN!

Those are my instructions. You must follow them to the letter or Rudolph will shove his glowing nose up your ASS!

Is that arrogant enough? I can do better if necessary.

datasuspect

(26,591 posts)

4. and buttsex

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:59 PM

Nov 2012

lots of buttsex

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

7. "Dick the Bowels with Balls of Jolly"

Reply to datasuspect (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:47 PM

Nov 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

8. Yeah, but that's a given.

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Tue Nov 20, 2012, 10:56 AM

Nov 2012

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

6. Add

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:41 PM

Nov 2012

red fire ants to Rudolph's glowing nose up my ass and we may have a deal...

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

9. KINKY!

Reply to pipi_k (Reply #6)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 10:56 AM

Nov 2012

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

5. I was thinking I probably need to enlist before I'm drafted

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:32 PM

Nov 2012

...for the war on christmas.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

10. Non-arrogant winter festival ornament

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Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:05 AM

Nov 2012

Kali

(55,026 posts)

11. BWAHAHHA!!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:24 PM

Nov 2012

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