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Well... they WERE real.
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He's just spotted his long lost mother behind the camera and this is just an awkward moment before he runs over to give her a hug.

The first thing I think when I see breasts that large is, doesn't that kill your back? Now if you excuse me, I'm off to watch some Three Stooges so I can keep manly-man membership card.

It don't take a picture of boobies to get me to do that!
















But it helps....

"Men love cleavage. It calms them and soothes them. It's like pepper spray only without all the rolling on the floor and screaming."


And let's face it, that dude looks pretty calm and soothed.

long gone, indeed.

...I didn't hear you. I was staring at the bosom.

*sigh*

"Discover Your Inner Bottle Baby!"

Makes me think of that line in Bachelor Party when Adrian Zmed says to Tom Hanks (referring to a particularly chesty MILF), "If I were her son, I'd nurse until I was twenty-five."