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WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts) Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:08 PM Nov 2012

Haiku about stepping on a Lego

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Haiku about stepping on a Lego (Original Post) WilliamPitt Nov 2012 OP

lol oh, yeah Lars39 Nov 2012 #1

Hehehe Xyzse Nov 2012 #2

Holy crap that caught me off-guard. Hilarious! Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2012 #3

It scans, indeed. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2012 #4

I LOVE haiku... and this is an especially eloquent one. MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #5

Perfect for Barbie shoes too. Never underestimate the pain of a small spiked plastic stiletto! nt riderinthestorm Nov 2012 #6

HAAAAAAA! BlancheSplanchnik Nov 2012 #7

I have been there. Agschmid Nov 2012 #8

wow! Why Syzygy Nov 2012 #10

Or this one sakabatou Nov 2012 #12

Awesome! rppper Nov 2012 #15

Origins Kennah Nov 2012 #9

Curse: May you step on a lego brick... FOREVER! sakabatou Nov 2012 #11

... woo me with science Nov 2012 #13

excellent In_The_Wind Nov 2012 #14

That brings back memories. Arkansas Granny Nov 2012 #16

Lars39

(26,117 posts)

1. lol oh, yeah

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:10 PM

Nov 2012

Instant maiming

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

2. Hehehe

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:11 PM

Nov 2012

Was it blue or green?
It blended with the carpet...
Fuck, shit, fuck fuck fuck...

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,847 posts)

3. Holy crap that caught me off-guard. Hilarious!

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:15 PM

Nov 2012

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

4. It scans, indeed.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:24 PM

Nov 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

5. I LOVE haiku... and this is an especially eloquent one.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:29 PM

Nov 2012

riderinthestorm

(23,272 posts)

6. Perfect for Barbie shoes too. Never underestimate the pain of a small spiked plastic stiletto! nt

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:38 PM

Nov 2012

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

7. HAAAAAAA!

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 12:38 AM

Nov 2012

Love it!

I once had a haiku get on the Rude Pundit's site. Contest for haikus celebrating the end of the bush ~~error~~ era.

Thenkyew, thenkyew.

Agschmid

(28,749 posts)

8. I have been there.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 12:42 AM

Nov 2012

Imagine if you stepped on this LEGO

You'd need more than a Haiku to get over it.

Why Syzygy

(18,928 posts)

10. wow!

Reply to Agschmid (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:25 AM

Nov 2012

That is mesmerizing. I'm stealing to Share @ facebook

sakabatou

(42,186 posts)

12. Or this one

Reply to Agschmid (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:21 AM

Nov 2012

rppper

(2,952 posts)

15. Awesome!

Reply to sakabatou (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 10:54 AM

Nov 2012

Kennah

(14,337 posts)

9. Origins

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 02:05 AM

Nov 2012

Fuck you Christiansen!
Communist Dane inventor.
Stick with carpentry.

<This is a work of fiction because RWers don't do haiku.>

sakabatou

(42,186 posts)

11. Curse: May you step on a lego brick... FOREVER!

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Wed Nov 28, 2012, 04:20 AM

Nov 2012

woo me with science

(32,139 posts)

13. ...

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Wed Nov 28, 2012, 10:12 AM

Nov 2012

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

14. excellent

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 10:50 AM

Nov 2012

FYI ~ night-lights everywhere [img][/img]

Arkansas Granny

(31,535 posts)

16. That brings back memories.

Reply to WilliamPitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 11:11 AM

Nov 2012

I got so tired of stepping on them that I finally told my kids that every lego I found on the floor was going in the trash. They must have had a million of those damned things!

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