whether the toilet is clean or not, if I stand to pee I'm going to remain relatively clean. If I have to sit, who the hell knows what I'm sitting in? Every men's room toilet seat I have ever seen was peed on....or worse.

Sweden can kiss my pee-free ass.

but does anyone follow it?


Cuz I'm betting men won't...


I work in a pretty nice office building - four stories of professional people all working for the same company. If a sit-down situation arises, I go home.

I'm lucky I only live about 10 minutes away but I still try to make sure I'm all set before going to work. To put it politely...

i don't lift the seat, and i don't squat to pee...but i do wipe the seat off if needed.

essentially a porcelain hole in the ground that one squats over to do their business.
If one wants to stand to pee, fine.
Either way, no one sits on pee.

Squatting is much better for one than sitting.
According to everyone, it can improve one's sex life and grow back lost hair.

Here in Japan, there are squatting toilets and they are a royal pain. There is a reason why more and more of those things are being replaced with Western-style fixtures.

Try using them while holding a purse. There is a reason why this westerner wears saris and carries long handle purses when visiting.

But everyone peeing while sitting down would go a long way toward world peace...lol. Hubby sits, I guess because he dealt with western toilets later in life and didn't know better. It makes my life easier.

never to leave the seat up. Nobody really thinks that men sitting down to pee makes the world more equal... but women never going into the bathroom and sitting down on a toilet where the seat was left up is worth a lot.

I went at night and not wanting to wake him up, did not turn on the light. My thoughtfulness was rewarded by a midnight baptismal. Needless to say I woke him up to remind him of his thoughtlessness.

Imagine getting you nuts dunked in cold water during the winter and and they telescope straight up you can imagine what it feels like for the ladies. It is worse for the thin ladies.

But I fear if I had to try to squat over a hole in the floor, a fair share of the time I would be laying in whatever didn't make it into the hole.

Will Dubya opine on this important issue regarding pee?

Where are Bill Kristol and John Bolton on this key issue of our time?

Problem solved. I predict huge messes with men trying to pee while sitting down.

Women don't need to stand and men don't need to sit... pee however you want. Although I still don't understand why men have so much difficulty aiming.

Are worse than any male restroom here. They don't want to sit on the seat, so they crouch. The results are not good.

It's either The Hover or The Toilet Paper Nest... I don't know any woman that sits her bare ass on a public toilet seat. Gross.

Than anything you've seen in the US. At least it was in Bahia. Elsewhere in Brazil could be different.

Bless the Swedes!

a bear and a bunny are crapping in the woods together.
The bear asks the bunny if it has a problem with crap sticking to its fur.
Bunny says, "no, not at all".
Bear picks up bunny and wipes butt with it.

Be like dad
not like sis
lift the lid
when you piss

-or-

No matter how long
you wiggle and dance
the last few drops
go down your pants

Paid my dime.... But only farted....

...but the shithouse poet has struck again!

God created them so men don't water the floor. Install one in your home today. If you need the name of a good plumber, just let me know. In fact, if you have two baths in your home, put a urinal in one and make it the boy's room. It will change your life.

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you know perfectly well what those puddles around the urinals are.

Guys with bad aim have bad aim everywhere.

genderless? Good grief, just order urinals.

We'll need volunteers to drink mass quantities of beer.

As a progressive "euro' pee'in", I've done it that way for years because my wife (Oops - I meant partner, honestly!) insisted.

It worked great until my balls fell off.

I've been laughing about this one for days. Just had to come back to it, hee hee!

would get rather messy

Good luck with that...

It's easier to aim, cleaner, I can read while I pee, it made being shitfaced easier before I quit drinking, I was raised that way.

sitting down.

Now he prefers it. Says there's less "splash" back (at 6'4" I believe it).

He's utterly comfortable with it.

But that's due to a design foible of older German toilets

OK, so now I am peeing in the shower because Europeans say we have to conserve and that will save one flush per person per day. Well if you exclude some parts of Europe otherwise it's one flush per week.

Now they want me to sit when I pee?

I'm done, I don't want Americans in my bedroom and I don't want Europeans in my bathroom.