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who's not in a coma and isn't being sought by the police.


rocktivity

Oh wait. I forgot that I'm married with two kids. Never mind.

Because you were SO CLOSE to falling hard for me...

It is a John Deere.

i got a tractor in my pants

Happy Holidays, datasuspect

wow, if i was shopping, i'd start there, they're friendly too

OK, I know it sounds like a joke, but seriously. You can take classes and get to know them. If I weren't happily married . . .

I long again determined that men are too much effort.

But if you still feel the need, you will just have to keep looking everywhere. Check under the tables and in the corners too.

Maybe your choices were poor.

I always said I was looking for a rich man, but couldn't stand the ones that I did date.

But I'm ok making my way alone. It is easier.

where I am at this point. Too much trouble. If somebody came along I'd be thrilled. I know they are out there (I hear), but I don't seem to meet them.

I also hear they are out there, and I have knows some wonderful men. The older I got, the harder it was to find the good ones though. They were already married and settled down, and were not divorcing their wives.

I have also seen more often the ones who are not all that great. And I have seen so many women who have more trouble due to dealing with the men in their lives than if they were making it on their own.

I hope you find that right one. I am no longer looking.

Is there an age requirement to this proposition??

I would not want them to have too much time on their hands..

Damn.

And you want all three. Good luck with that.

Pick two, any two, and your odds go way up.

Good hunting.

Sane. Intelligent. No luck. Most recently I've known insane and intelligent. Very difficult.

I do not rec. that for everyone. That was a little over 10 years ago.

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(Bad junior high school joke).

I just want someone who will appreciate my cooking, baking etc....

I don't cook..

So he'll need a strong stomach...

He stands out no matter where we go. He's a walking, talking acid trip.

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But mostly, he's a bad boy.

The two of you would end up in jail.

But he's still messed up in lots of other ways.

singles group?

Realistically, though, at my age I should be grateful for anybody with a pulse and no recent felony convictions.

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The key word being "convicted".

That makes it a little easier. "Reasonable" is harder, "good looking" is in the eye of the beholder.

Not sure where to find men. I met my first fiance at a science fiction movie night. He introduced me to the man I've been married to for 35 years - the circumstances of that introduciton are best left unsaid since I'm not sure of the statute of limitations for certain felonies.

Ex-fiance took me to buy illicit substance from current husband. I paid with a check. Guess other than our word, it would be hard to prove, anyway.

I do, however, cook and clean.

Oh, and I thought I looked pretty hip in my suit, tie, and hiking boots look on Friday. Office by day, rugged outdoorsman by night. Reasonably good looking? Well, I'd like to hope so.

but when I went to make phone calls for Pres. Obama there were some nice men there. If I were single that is one place I'd look (helping out at a political event) at least you'd meet some like-minded ones politically.

If you can provide me with a big house on lots of land and annual trips to Europe, PM me your resume!

I could bankrupt you! Just think!

Besides, he's got a girlfriend.

That's where I find them!

At least, it used to be. I found a straight one to marry, but still keep some gay friends around as arm candy.

never mind.

and I would make you buy me dinner first.

because I don't cook...

I have not been inside a McDonalds in years...but that's where we'd go for our first date..

but maybe you'd rather have French or Italian than greasy fast food. If you look longingly into my eyes I might even pick up the check.

Have a good day, HC.

Except I don't really have any money.............. but I'm not cheap!
Of course this is about 30 years ago

But I am guessing you aged well

Single, solvent, straight, sober and has a Steady job.

so i'm not cheap. But i'm not reasonably good looking, i'm insanely good-looking so sorry!

This is in reference to your subsequent post. Would you like my cell phone number?

We are usually well dressed as well.

The older one always pays.

I am from the year of that Rat if that helps?

At the risk of sounding condescending, your title should read:

"Where might I find a reasonably good-looking man?"

Or perhaps you meant: "Where can I find a reasonable, good-looking man?"

Your profile says nothing about you, so no way for us guys in the same boat to know if we'd be interested.

"Ledige Männer über 30 sind wie öffentliche Klos: die sind entweder besetzt oder beschissen."

(Single men over 30 are like public toilets--they're either taken or they're full of shit)

Never having been a single man over 30, I can neither confirm or deny this.....................