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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Sat Dec 15, 2012, 09:30 PM Dec 2012

So,....if there was a monkey,....and it was wearing a human mask,...would you have sex with it?

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So,....if there was a monkey,....and it was wearing a human mask,...would you have sex with it? (Original Post) ohiosmith Dec 2012 OP

Is it carrying a gun? NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #1

No,...a banana! ohiosmith Dec 2012 #2

RUNAWAAAYYYYY!!!11!!1!!1! NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #5

I may already have ... Myrina Dec 2012 #3

I think he's my dad. cliffordu Dec 2012 #4

Well not right off the bat. Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #6

Have to say littlemissmartypants Dec 2012 #10

I can say this Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #15

Okay, put down the shot glass and step away from the bar... derby378 Dec 2012 #7

No. In_The_Wind Dec 2012 #8

Umm.. Do you mean a second time? denbot Dec 2012 #9

Walken in a Winter Wonderland MrScorpio Dec 2012 #11

Ah..Depends on the mask. BlueJazz Dec 2012 #12

Yes. (eom) MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #13

No. But if my husband wore a gorilla mask... Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #14

no dinner or foreplay first? datasuspect Dec 2012 #16

Don't do it! I had one drunken night 25 years ago, and they still call me a "monkey fucker". Throd Dec 2012 #17

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. Is it carrying a gun?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 09:31 PM

Dec 2012

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. No,...a banana!

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 09:34 PM

Dec 2012

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

5. RUNAWAAAYYYYY!!!11!!1!!1!

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 09:39 PM

Dec 2012

Myrina

(12,296 posts)

3. I may already have ...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 09:36 PM

Dec 2012

... the drugs I took in the 80's were mighty powerful things.

cliffordu

(30,994 posts)

4. I think he's my dad.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 09:38 PM

Dec 2012

Him or Lenny Bruce.

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)

6. Well not right off the bat.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 09:55 PM

Dec 2012

We will need to go on a date. I need to find out more about what kind of a guy he is. I do have a type I like ya know.

littlemissmartypants

(22,694 posts)

10. Have to say

Reply to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 11:18 PM

Dec 2012

this is a pretty good looking monkey... see how good he looks away from us here in the lounge...

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)

15. I can say this

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #10)

Sun Dec 16, 2012, 12:36 AM

Dec 2012

He makes one mean Banana Daiquiri!

derby378

(30,252 posts)

7. Okay, put down the shot glass and step away from the bar...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 10:22 PM

Dec 2012

We're gonna love you through this, man, don't worry.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

8. No.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 10:26 PM

Dec 2012

just sayin ~ no

denbot

(9,900 posts)

9. Umm.. Do you mean a second time?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 11:06 PM

Dec 2012

If so, the answer is no. Don't get me wrong, I' m down with the hot monkey love, it' s just that
I'm married now.

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)

11. Walken in a Winter Wonderland

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Sat Dec 15, 2012, 11:22 PM

Dec 2012

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

12. Ah..Depends on the mask.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 11:36 PM

Dec 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

13. Yes. (eom)

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 11:42 PM

Dec 2012

Baitball Blogger

(46,736 posts)

14. No. But if my husband wore a gorilla mask...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 11:50 PM

Dec 2012

Oh, got to go. The phone is ringing.

datasuspect

(26,591 posts)

16. no dinner or foreplay first?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Dec 16, 2012, 09:32 AM

Dec 2012

Throd

(7,208 posts)

17. Don't do it! I had one drunken night 25 years ago, and they still call me a "monkey fucker".

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Dec 16, 2012, 03:39 PM

Dec 2012

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