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ashling

(25,771 posts) Mon Dec 17, 2012, 03:03 AM Dec 2012

Bacon - (refresh of rules from 7 months ago)

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Bacon - (refresh of rules from 7 months ago) (Original Post) ashling Dec 2012 OP

Are there rules for vegans? yewberry Dec 2012 #1

I will have to take that under advisement (ie, think about it) ashling Dec 2012 #2

"Bacon gets you laid." MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #3

Funny every time I invited a girl home for breakfast, I got laid. n/t A Simple Game Dec 2012 #5

K&R. This needs to go to the Head of The Class, Folks! Tuesday Afternoon Dec 2012 #4

yewberry

(6,530 posts)

1. Are there rules for vegans?

Reply to ashling (Original post)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 03:11 AM

Dec 2012

I mean, can we adopt the rules across the board for fake bacon?

At my house, seitan bacon gets you laid. And less heart disease=longer sex life. Wheeee!

ashling

(25,771 posts)

2. I will have to take that under advisement (ie, think about it)

Reply to yewberry (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 17, 2012, 03:31 AM

Dec 2012

The most experience I have had with the vegan "attitude" was when my teen kids were declaring that they were vegan and demanded we get tofurkee during the holidays ... which generally got thrown out in April or June ... unopened - because they then decided they weren't "going to eat that stuff" ... green