Several modern researchers have pinned down lemon curry to be the long-lost, severely jaundiced, transexual Transylvanian transvestite brother of Tim Curry. Detectives contest this, saying that Lemon Curry was the butler and Wadsworth was Mr. Body. Both agree, however, that the father of the child was Monty Python, as snakes have a habit of making Anna Nicole Smith pregnant. Douglas Adams, though, has legal custody. This does not change that Lemon Curry has liver and kidney failure and must undergo dialysis and several transplants in order to return to a normal tint and become a functioning member of Pan-Asian foods.