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BioWare:
The Mass Effect trilogy had a great storyline, decent gameplay and a great universe, and you assholes decided to half ass the ending? And to fully understand the fucking ending I have to get DLC? My 360 isn't even connected to the internet, you fucks? Come on!
Porsche
You fuckers are assholes for signing an exclusivity deal with Electronic Arts. I love the Forza Series. Forza Horizon and Forza Motorsport 4 are amazing, but they suffer for the lack of freaking Porsches in the game! And yes, I know they have the rebuild RUFs in both games, but I want to drive the 944 and 914, as well! Why did you sign the deal with EA? Why?
Scott Walker.
I'll be fucking brief. You are the worst fucking governor is state history. Worse than Arthur MacArthur, SR. and Worse than William A. Barstow. Fuck you. That is all
Jermichael Finley.
You are a crappy player both on and off the field. The sooner you're either playing for whatever crappy NFL team that will have you, or playing slotback for some CFL team, the better.
Mason Crosby
You are currently on my personal "On Notice" list, and pretty freaking close to "Dead to Me." Why the fuck can you not hit anything from over 40 this season? Come on, step it up!
The Milwaukee Brewers.
Firstly, why the fuck did you not have Nori Aoki as a starter from game goddamn one? You know he's a great talent, he was amazing in spring training, and once you did give him the role, he has proven to be a deadly leadoff hitter with unparalelled baserunning skills! Secondly, Manny Parra. Why the hell haven't you kicked his ass to the fucking curb? Have you not learned your lesson about him yet? Thirdly, K-Rod. Don't get me Started on that useless bum K-Rod..
John Axford
Do us a favor, will ya? If you're gonna have any more kids, please time them so that they are born in the off-season, mmmkay? I swear once you had your baby, that's when your pitching went all to shit.
Gary Bettman
Fuck. You. Just fucking resign already, you bleeding hemmorhoid of a man, you. You ruined hockey.
The people associated with Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
You know, I can remember a time when A&E had decent shows on. Shows that stimulated the mind. You people are what's wrong with A&E today.
The State of Colorado
Will you fuckers PLEASE get around to clearing out those homopobic hate groups hanging around Colorado Springs, please?
The person who invented autocorrect
You are a very despicable human being. I was happy the day I finally learned how to turn autocorrect off on my Kindle Fire.
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)TheMightyFavog
(13,770 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,756 posts)Meta. What's up wid that?
TheMightyFavog
(13,770 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,756 posts)It's like a crazy Id chamber. CIC.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)People appear to presume that other people give a toot about the vital fact that they managed to butter their toast successfully today.
Drones - The ones in Congress never seem to shut up.
Marmorated stink bugs - Must they crowd into the carport light fixture en masse and die, blocking the light?
People doing surveys at stores - Another fine way to drive shoppers away.
Meta - Is there something in the drinking water, or whatever it is they DO drink?
Gungeon - Let's go back to long pikes, fer crissakes. "They'll have to pry my pikestaff from my cold, dead aieeeeeee! My liver!"
Speed cameras - Montgomery County, MD is crawling with them. But where are the millions of dollars in fine revenue going?
Big Lots - It's supposed to be a cheap stuff store, so why have they hiked all the prices on their crap?
Zombies - Anyone with half a brain ought to be sick of them by now. Ditto vampires: they suck.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,846 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)1. That new breed of bartenders who use eyedroppers of 20 different kinds of bitters to make the ultimate drink. It takes 40 fucking minutes for them to finish making the damn drink. I'll stick with beer, a shot, or a glass of wine, thank you!
2. People who use "literally" as emphasis, instead of what it's fucking for.
3. People who walk while looking at their smartphone. If you shouldn't be doing it while driving, you should be doing it while walking on a crowded street.
4. People who use the term "bro" or "dude" seriously.
siligut
(12,272 posts)WTF?
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Walker..... Brewers etc..... agreed. The first time I saw Aioki swing the bat I knew he was the real deal. But maybe the Brewers just want guys that try to hit every ball 700' and end up striking out.
Para is gone...... thank God!
Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)"I'm just saying!"
What a pathetic attempt at diplomatic immunity. If you can't stand behind or defend what you said, shut the feck up.
That is all.
GOPpoison
(2 posts)You people think you got problems? I am a Bears fan and they are quite possibly the worst team in the game.Cubs suck too and I got a tea bagger for a governor. What the fuck?
mokawanis
(4,451 posts)Scott Walker.
Governor of my state. Dishonest, corrupt, inept, corporate whore. A pathetic man.
Gunhumpers.
The folks who insist semi-autos and other weapons made for murder are a-ok.
Voter ID laws and other methods of voter suppression.
Anything that fucks with "one person, one vote" should not be tolerated.
Faux News.
The network that intentionally misinforms and stokes the fires of hatred, intolerance, and violence.
My wife's xmas spending.
Every year we have to negotiate over what we'll spend. She wants to spend 3 or 4 thousand on our 3 kids, all grown, and our 2 grand kids. Guess who wins that argument? (Hint: it ain't me)
baldguy
(36,649 posts)Salted Cod Skins!
http://www.polkadog.com/shop.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=88#.UNi8m3fNmSo
OH MY GOD! THEY STINK!
I need to figure out some way to get back at her....
siligut
(12,272 posts)Get her pet something that squeaks.
baldguy
(36,649 posts)And for some reason, her dog doesn't like squeaky toys.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Was the container already open when you received it?
eppur_se_muova
(36,281 posts)or that accept email applications, but require you to fill out their own special application form, available only as a non-editable pdf file.