I'm going to let y'all in on a little secret.

I only post on DU when I'm drunk. It's the best way to get along on here. I've had zero posts hidden on DU3 and I only have one person ignoring me...probably for that ill-advised video of skinny dippers I posted last summer. Yeah, forgot that "NSFW' tag. But, hey, we all make mistakes and I do better with a buzz on here than most of you do sober. In fact, if you ever run across one of those posters who say they never post on DU after having drinks, just go ahead and put that person on ignore right off the bat. It'll save you a lot of heartache.

So, I hope you all are doing well tonight and are loosening up with some spirits. Here's a tune for all the drinkers on DU. Have a drink on me!