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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMiddleFingerMom WISHES he dreamt in color. He dreams in, um... fragrances.
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MiddleFingerMom WISHES he dreamt in color. He dreams in, um... fragrances. (Original Post)
MiddleFingerMom
Jan 2013
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ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)1. Ah! Wedding farts. Trapped in layer upon layer of silk, satin and lace until released upon
the unsuspecting groom in the heat of passion!
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)3. That's in the heat of...
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... unBRIDALed passion.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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No. I'm not.
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marzipanni
(6,011 posts)2. MFM you have sunk to a new low.
Last edited Mon Jan 14, 2013, 12:48 PM - Edit history (1)
I'm sure you have a faptitude for this kind of joke, but this one stinks. OMG. Wedding smells are ripping?
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(I hope you know I'm just pulling your leg finger!)
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)4. In my best "Bill Bixby as The Hulk" impression:
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"Don't pull my finger.
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You wouldn't LIKE to pull my finger."
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Of course I knew you were kidding, but you DID cause me to look for another pull my finger picture and
when I found it, it was too good not to share with everybody -- so look for the OP.
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