joke..Two Doctors Open Up an Office in a Small Town

> Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up
> a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry
> and Proctology." The town's fathers were not too
> happy with that sign, so they changed it to "Hysterias
> and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so
> they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemmorrhoids."
> No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
> Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives
> and Anal-retentives." Still not good, so they tried
> "Minds & Behinds." Unacceptable again, so they tried
> "Lost souls and Ass Holes." Still no go. Nor did
> "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nuts and Butts", Freaks
> and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either, sot they
> finally settled on......

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

look, I am trying all kinds here..ok?