it helps to be someone who can out-gross the TMI people.

See, I'd have been busy "comparing notes" with this person.

Telling him all about the phlegm I've coughed up on occasion...color, consistency, length of strings if any, viscosity, etc.

TMI people usually don't stick around very long to hear the really disgusting details.

Of explosive vomiting.

usually works too.

The more stubborn cases require a little something extra though

Like explosive diarrhea along with the projectile vomit

Maybe some token earwax somewhere in the mix....

throwing your hands up to claw at the air in an effort to ward off the offending sound of his words?

What's the matter with you?

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Ya gotta pity them what don't know no better . . .

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He's definitely got some strange ways. Zero social skills.

sucks to be him

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He's actually a nice guy, just doesn't know any better. Late 50's, never used a computer, gets all his news from our local FOX affiliate and our equally RW local paper, but is still open-minded enough to listen to facts and opinions when offered.

And, he's a Packers fan, but still supports the Bears when it comes down to the wire.

and advise him to take his mucus to the restroom

Oh my could I have fun with this one!





Laura