If all the women dressed like that and the men showed up in scanty, revealing clothes. If I knew that was going to happen I might possibly watch the Grammy Awards - which I have never done before.

Can't she dress herself?

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They're young, and have beautiful bodies. They'll find out the truth soon enough.

Sounds like something that should be a hoax.

Of course, who knows if they've been invited--I kinda don't think that South Park is in the running for any Grammy award (best song by a cartoon character, maybe?).

They're inviting jokes with this Very Specific prohibition list. They're also inviting the usual cadre of envelope-pushers.

But does it apply to men as well? There better not be any male nipples hanging out.

For 90+ years so far.

She don't need no stinkin' email to tell her how to put her damn clothes on.

Expect the men to come in wearing black tuxedo thongs and ... Geez, isn't that enough.

That's a real statement, I saw it in the NYTimes.