Been watching House of Cards. I want minions!!!

Esp. the minions that call a secretary who will inturn call someone for you.
Why I should have to bother with all that finger tiring pushing of buttons is beyond me.
I know I will have to practice finger snapping, but am willing to make the effort, just so someone will run around and bring me a soda when I am all tired out from scheming and plotting.
Oh, and a minion to stand by to show someone in and out of my presence..that is important too.

Minions..what is life without a few?