What do you do?

Inquiring minds would like to know.



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If I do the right first, the zipper ends up in the back. I'm built wrong for that.

How do you put your socks on?

left first


Hurry and put some pants on so you know ..............

Well, I'll be thinking about it next time I put on pants, so I'm not sure that'll count.

P.S. - I actually have a pair of socks (a gift from a friend) that are embroidered (respectively) with: &quot Pinboy's) sock" and &quot Pinboy's) other sock."

I'm not a smart man.

good to see you, stranger

Thank you! Nice to see you too.

Weird, being right side dominant.

I have heard that most people have one leg longer than the other
perhaps not much but shorter

another: think about which leg you usually kick with ........

Have something on either side of you, like a wall and a couch, as you will tend toward the side with the shorter leg.

because of this dominance.

I know in my case if I go around with bare legs, I leave a wake of swooning women upon the sidewalk

I put my right leg in and shake it all about.

is rig them up between two trees about 100 feet away in the yard.

Then I get into the circus cannon I keep on the front lawn.

I light the fuse, and climb in, and shoot myself feet first into the waiting pants.

Probably not as quick as just putting them on one leg at a time, but a hell of a lot more fun.

surrounded by trees, so they can't actually see it, although they do hear the cannon go off, but around here it's not unusual to hear that sort of thing when people make very loud noises to scare black bears out of their yards.

There was only one mishap that time I overshot my pants and ended up sitting pantsless in the middle of a neighbor's chicken coop. I'd rather not talk about that one...

Creative.

Did you do it different before the knee locked up??

My answer will depend on yours.

I am sure Du would be interested to hear them

Well, first I unbutton and unzip them if they are buttoned and zipped. Then, I lower my head , place the waistband around the crown of my head and then flip my head back into an upright position.

Why?

kinda like which way for toilet paper
which leg do you kick with
which of your legs is shorter

After that it really depends on the circumstances.

Ask my valet. That's his job.

... to put them on the same way every day. I can't be the only person here who has no usual method - can I?

about elves getting dressed:

"They put their little green pants on
First the left, then the right..."