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lastlib

(23,265 posts)
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 06:01 PM Feb 2013

Pubic Lice Endangered due to-Ahem-Habitat Loss

http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/pubic-lice-endangered-due-ahem-habitat-loss.html

Like it or not, your body is host to an incredible array of microscopic organisms carrying out their lives with you as their ride -- an estimated 100 trillion, to be exact. But for one age-old member of the human body's ecosystem, recent trends in body-hair grooming are endangering its very existence.

For the last 3 million years, humans have played home to the insect parasite Pthirus pubis, commonly known as pubic lice or crab louse, propagating in hair throughout the body, with one region in particular being their favorite. And while our relationship with these tiny bloodsuckers has surely never been a welcome one, pubic lice have come to rely on humans as their one and only host species.

But in a growing number of places throughout the world, this organism is finding new homes harder to come by.

According to a report from Bloomberg News, a rise in the number of bikini or Brazilian waxes and "manscaping" means that around 80 percent of college students in the U.S. have either none, or little pubic lice habitat. Across the globe in Sydney, Australia, clinicians say that infestations haven't been reported in women since 2008.


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Where are all the crab-huggers? Save the Crabs!!


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Pubic Lice Endangered due to-Ahem-Habitat Loss (Original Post) lastlib Feb 2013 OP
Here's a handy cure for the crabs Bake Feb 2013 #1
Have you tested this on yourself to know if it works? lastlib Feb 2013 #3
Me? Heck no! Bake Feb 2013 #5
well, I hope you didn't test it on anyone else.... lastlib Feb 2013 #6
nah, never was too interested in helping a homeless crab. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #2
We can thank VEET for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #4

Bake

(21,977 posts)
1. Here's a handy cure for the crabs
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 09:25 PM
Feb 2013

1. Shave all the hair off one side of your privates.

2. Set the remaining hair on fire.

3. When the crabs run out of the flaming hair to the bare side:

a. Beat them to death with a hammer; or

b. Stab them to death with an icepick.

You're welcome.



Bake

lastlib

(23,265 posts)
6. well, I hope you didn't test it on anyone else....
Tue Feb 12, 2013, 03:58 PM
Feb 2013

....at least not without their permission, of course....

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