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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsPubic Lice Endangered due to-Ahem-Habitat Loss
http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/pubic-lice-endangered-due-ahem-habitat-loss.htmlLike it or not, your body is host to an incredible array of microscopic organisms carrying out their lives with you as their ride -- an estimated 100 trillion, to be exact. But for one age-old member of the human body's ecosystem, recent trends in body-hair grooming are endangering its very existence.
For the last 3 million years, humans have played home to the insect parasite Pthirus pubis, commonly known as pubic lice or crab louse, propagating in hair throughout the body, with one region in particular being their favorite. And while our relationship with these tiny bloodsuckers has surely never been a welcome one, pubic lice have come to rely on humans as their one and only host species.
But in a growing number of places throughout the world, this organism is finding new homes harder to come by.
According to a report from Bloomberg News, a rise in the number of bikini or Brazilian waxes and "manscaping" means that around 80 percent of college students in the U.S. have either none, or little pubic lice habitat. Across the globe in Sydney, Australia, clinicians say that infestations haven't been reported in women since 2008.
For the last 3 million years, humans have played home to the insect parasite Pthirus pubis, commonly known as pubic lice or crab louse, propagating in hair throughout the body, with one region in particular being their favorite. And while our relationship with these tiny bloodsuckers has surely never been a welcome one, pubic lice have come to rely on humans as their one and only host species.
But in a growing number of places throughout the world, this organism is finding new homes harder to come by.
According to a report from Bloomberg News, a rise in the number of bikini or Brazilian waxes and "manscaping" means that around 80 percent of college students in the U.S. have either none, or little pubic lice habitat. Across the globe in Sydney, Australia, clinicians say that infestations haven't been reported in women since 2008.
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Pubic Lice Endangered due to-Ahem-Habitat Loss (Original Post)
lastlib
Feb 2013
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Bake
(21,977 posts)1. Here's a handy cure for the crabs
1. Shave all the hair off one side of your privates.
2. Set the remaining hair on fire.
3. When the crabs run out of the flaming hair to the bare side:
a. Beat them to death with a hammer; or
b. Stab them to death with an icepick.
You're welcome.
Bake
lastlib
(23,265 posts)3. Have you tested this on yourself to know if it works?
But I have it on good authority that it works!
Bake
lastlib
(23,265 posts)6. well, I hope you didn't test it on anyone else....
....at least not without their permission, of course....
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)2. nah, never was too interested in helping a homeless crab.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)4. We can thank VEET for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme
for this remarkable progress!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK
(see customer reviews)