Fun ideas for bored trolls.

Disclaimer: This is meant to be a joke. Don't actually post these things, but if you do, reply with a link to the thread.

Idea one: Find a thread where someone did something horrible, like the man who slapped the toddler while yelling a racial slur, and post: "Damn Green Party strikes again."

Idea two: Go to one of the numerous Dorner threads, complain about the LAPD, and then add: "I guess we should expect nothing less from a country with such high circumcision rates."

Idea three: Find a Wikileaks or Assange OP, and post: "Wikileaks is the reason we need to stay true to the First Amendment and only let real journalists have freedom of the press. Real journalists are employed by a real news agency, such as the Washington Times"

Idea four: Go to one of the numerous Drone threads, and post: "Drone violence is the obvious result of a culture obsessed with video games and video gambling."

Idea five: Start a Valentine Heart thread in Meta, and accuse those who give hearts to other DUers without asking first as acting like creepy stalkers. Point out that some DUers have started threads asking who needs a heart, and say this is one of the only ways to give someone a heart without being a sexually inappropriate creep. The other way is to PM the person and politely ask if you may give them a heart.