LFR: Well in spirit, no. In flesh, yes.

: I would rather think that I would not call myself by the things that horned little monster calls me at times.

Me and that winged goody the same? HA! Pull the other!

There, that should work.

Serious answer. LOL.

LFR: I don't think I am a the best to answer that one. I found my SO on a date I was stood up on. Before then, and during the start, I was a confirmed Bachelorett. Love was a four letter word in my book. I was a little bit of a wild child.

: Ah! Those were good times, good times!

: How to find love is first to love who you are. Then after you do find that love, love will find you!

: Cop out!

: I beg pardon?

: Two words. Cop, Out.

: And why do you say that?

: Please! That answer is right out of the goody handbook!

: I don't see you adding anything to this.

: Stop looking! There is way to much fun to have!

: Figures your answer would be to go out into the sinful meat market.

: Hell to the freaking yeah! Life is to short to sit around and wait!

LFR: I don't think you will get a strait answer from those two either.

What's the punchline?

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LFR: We have walked into many a bar together.

: Good time, good times!

: Maybe for you guys! It was a nightmare for me! I kept trying to keep LFR on the strait and narrow, but then...

LFR & : We would set sail with Capt. Morgan....

LFR: Scrambled with BBQ sauce.

: I am Vegan.

: Deviled, baby!

LFR: I wouldn't know much about that. I have heard of people doing that. I would be to scared of the bees.

: St. Gobnait has been worried that it will be a rough year.

: Will honey hunting? Is that code?????? Because if it for what I think it is, then that would depend on where ya hunt!

: Devil, not everyone is thinking dirty and talks in code about it. You are just evil!

: I better be! If not, I would be out of a Job!

LFR & :

I have. There isn't a lot there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Michigan

LFR: I myself have not. You Devil?

: I haven't. But Minion says it is real nice.

: Trying to keep LFR out of trouble is a 24/7 job, so I don't get to do much traveling.

LFR:Tombstone, the 1993 one with Val Kilmer.

:The Passion of the Christ

: Fallen, starring Denzel Washington.

A: I don't know if I ever did a threesome? I have woken up a few times wonder...

: he he he! Good times!

:

: Well, is Will coming over?

But Will doesn't like to share...

LFR: Really? (perrrrrrrrr)

:

: Uh... this is about me. Not LFR, me.

Coming Back Anon! You may have the pow'r to assume a pleasing shape, but none so pleasing as that of my ladylove!"

To LFR: "Dearest, what are the clothes that you are wearing?"

Will is preparing to go all Agincourt on the devil unless he moves away from LFR.

LFR, Will roared a stream of Warwickshire at me just now, and I think the gist of it is he thinks you probably look pretty hot dressed like that...

LFR, you should see Will right now. He is in a passion...

I take it you don't like very much...

Being bad is so much more fun...

LFR: I don't think anyone is in it. Angel?

: I don't remember anyone setting there.

: What's ya willing to pay for it?

Your chunk of it anyway.

The devil's tab would be killer.

Is there some sort of convention for that or is it first come, first served?

LFR: 55

: I don't know. I'm not part of the creation department.

: What ya willing to pay to change it to whatever ya want?

To be fair, a couple of months ago I went through the entire periodic table and read every wikipedia entry for every element. It's enlightening. What's really frightening is how much of it I remembered from my high school physics classes 30+ years ago. Albert Einstein didn't remember his own phone number on the grounds that he could always look it up if he needed to find it. That's was sort of my view on the elements. There are just some things you can't erase from your gray matter - like the theme song to "Gilligan's Island".

D'OH! Sorry for the ear-worm.

Well, not really.