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petronius

(26,606 posts) Fri Jan 13, 2012, 02:59 AM Jan 2012

I'm drunk, I'm cranky, and I want to be on a jury

Someone do something stupid, and then somebody else alert on it.

Go!

(And no, alerting on this OP won't help.)

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I'm drunk, I'm cranky, and I want to be on a jury (Original Post) petronius Jan 2012 OP

:high five: limpyhobbler Jan 2012 #1

Goooood MOORRRning!!! Still up? It's 8:43 ET. Still drunk? Still crazy? HopeHoops Jan 2012 #2

Good morning to you! 8:15 PT and I'm refreshed, sober, and it worked! petronius Jan 2012 #3

(you don't sound sober) HopeHoops Jan 2012 #4

Perhaps not in the classic able-to-perform-basic-job-functions kind of way, petronius Jan 2012 #5

Amarite is a mineral usually found in the region of your head when it's up your own ass. HopeHoops Jan 2012 #6

And we are all so proud libodem Jan 2012 #7

I wish I could have forwarded to you two juries I back out of because they were too complicated applegrove Jan 2012 #8

limpyhobbler

(8,244 posts)

1. :high five:

Reply to petronius (Original post)

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 03:01 AM

Jan 2012

:highfive:

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

2. Goooood MOORRRning!!! Still up? It's 8:43 ET. Still drunk? Still crazy?

Reply to petronius (Original post)

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 09:44 AM

Jan 2012

petronius

(26,606 posts)

3. Good morning to you! 8:15 PT and I'm refreshed, sober, and it worked!

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 12:18 PM

Jan 2012

An anonymous benefactor answered my request, and provided a jury invite for my amusement (not a particularly exciting one, I grant, but beggars can't be choosers)...

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

4. (you don't sound sober)

Reply to petronius (Reply #3)

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 12:25 PM

Jan 2012

petronius

(26,606 posts)

5. Perhaps not in the classic able-to-perform-basic-job-functions kind of way,

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 01:02 PM

Jan 2012

but that sort of restrictive thinking creates more problems than it solves, amirite?

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

6. Amarite is a mineral usually found in the region of your head when it's up your own ass.

Reply to petronius (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 01:06 PM

Jan 2012

I took all of my finals stoned all to Jesus and still graduated with honors. It let me focus. Alcohol on the other hand, well, not so much. It did allow me to dance like a jerk!

libodem

(19,288 posts)

7. And we are all so proud

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #6)

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 01:45 PM

Jan 2012

About your dancing!

applegrove

(118,845 posts)

8. I wish I could have forwarded to you two juries I back out of because they were too complicated