and one shot of Jameson.

Jameson: Devil's Juice.

I drink a bottle of water and take two Ibuprofen before bed and I never have a headache nor feel hungover the next day.
Not sure if that's good for my liver/kidneys, but at least I'm not hungover!

Hope you feel better.

I don't usually drink that much. I'm drinking tons of water and coffee this morning.

why you drank so much?

tired or run down the next day, I'm never out of commission.

This Coeliac diagnosis is brutal on that front- The Bells line is awfully good beer sans the orsman ale. Now it's hard cider mostly

or any dry cider.

Have you tried Crispin?

http://www.crispincider.com/cider/

there is a local cider shop that has a few taps around town that I have frequenting. I will check out the Crispin-
Cheers

You said you pay me back first thing today!

and well he's 12 minutes late

That's next week.

"In case of emergency, pull here."

I hope that wasn't an offer.

Ask PSU about the unit inspectors.

I think I'll avoid PSU and go straight for one of the Seven Sisters.

One's enough for me, and she's nearly lethal as it is.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

If not, you really weren't all that drunk.

If I had, I would be dead. What was the temp here last night? Below zero?

Except maybe for that part of you where the pants should have been.

eating some runny eggs, sausage and over-buttered toast?

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Wet the bed and everything.
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don't know why but it does

Should I get dressed up and walk down in the cold to buy onions, or just say screw it and make the meatballs without?

The meatballs wouldn't be the same.