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DeSwiss

(27,137 posts) Mon Mar 4, 2013, 03:31 AM Mar 2013

How To Remove ''The Unwanted Creme'' From Oreos

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How To Remove ''The Unwanted Creme'' From Oreos (Original Post) DeSwiss Mar 2013 OP

woah In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #1

Some people are so talented! struggle4progress Mar 2013 #2

LOL! Most people want more cream. This guy must really hate Oreo Double Stuff! Rhiannon12866 Mar 2013 #3

The creme is the good part. I throw the brown parts away. Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #19

Sounds like you'd save this guy a whole lot of time and effort Rhiannon12866 Mar 2013 #20

Yeah...if he didn't mind licked on cookie parts. I lick the creme off! Honeycombe8 Mar 2013 #21

If he's willing to send the cookie through this whole machine in his untidy workshop Rhiannon12866 Mar 2013 #22

Nice Paulie Mar 2013 #4

"Unwanted cream"? Heresy! pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #5

Right! Although his machine does separate the cream for me... Agschmid Mar 2013 #11

That does a really thorough job. surrealAmerican Mar 2013 #6

To do WHAT now?! Earth_First Mar 2013 #7

The difference between a scientist and a capitalist. Baitball Blogger Mar 2013 #8

Help to rebuild the country's failing infrastructure? DeSwiss Mar 2013 #9

I don't know what they would use it for, but I visualize them hiring Baitball Blogger Mar 2013 #10

"Cause a kid will eat the middle of an Oreo first and save the chocolate cookie outsides for last." talkingmime Mar 2013 #12

I hate the creme. Love the cookie Liberal_in_LA Mar 2013 #13

Keep Portland Weird OxQQme Mar 2013 #14

Why not just buy some Famous Chocolate Wafers? n/t winter is coming Mar 2013 #15

As best as I can determine Sentath Mar 2013 #16

That's a pity, because they have a better chocolate flavor than Oreos. n/t winter is coming Mar 2013 #18

Some people just want to be on YouTube really badly - but LiberalElite Mar 2013 #17

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. woah

Reply to DeSwiss (Original post)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 05:09 AM

Mar 2013

struggle4progress

(118,350 posts)

2. Some people are so talented!

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 05:47 AM

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Rhiannon12866

(206,046 posts)

3. LOL! Most people want more cream. This guy must really hate Oreo Double Stuff!

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 06:04 AM

Mar 2013

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)

19. The creme is the good part. I throw the brown parts away.

Reply to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 10:30 PM

Mar 2013

That is, if I still ate Oreos, which I don't. I don't like them well enough to justify the calories.

Rhiannon12866

(206,046 posts)

20. Sounds like you'd save this guy a whole lot of time and effort

Reply to Honeycombe8 (Reply #19)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 03:10 AM

Mar 2013

If you'd just pass on the cookie part. I'll bet if he just make a public appeal, he'd be overwhelmed with creamless dry cookies...

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)

21. Yeah...if he didn't mind licked on cookie parts. I lick the creme off!

Reply to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #20)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 10:12 PM

Mar 2013

Rhiannon12866

(206,046 posts)

22. If he's willing to send the cookie through this whole machine in his untidy workshop

Reply to Honeycombe8 (Reply #21)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 11:33 PM

Mar 2013

I don't think he's all that fussy...

Paulie

(8,462 posts)

4. Nice

Reply to DeSwiss (Original post)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 08:04 AM

Mar 2013

But after a couple thousand he's going to be covered in cream shavings... Cream thing instead of swamp thing.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

5. "Unwanted cream"? Heresy!

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 08:18 AM

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Agschmid

(28,749 posts)

11. Right! Although his machine does separate the cream for me...

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 11:20 AM

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surrealAmerican

(11,364 posts)

6. That does a really thorough job.

Reply to DeSwiss (Original post)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 09:10 AM

Mar 2013

Most people scrape rather than grind the stuff off. All it needs now is a chute to feed in cookies one at a time.

Earth_First

(14,910 posts)

7. To do WHAT now?!

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 09:18 AM

Mar 2013

Baitball Blogger

(46,758 posts)

8. The difference between a scientist and a capitalist.

Reply to DeSwiss (Original post)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 10:28 AM

Mar 2013

The capitalist would have figured out a use for the excess cream.

DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)

9. Help to rebuild the country's failing infrastructure?

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #8)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 10:41 AM

Mar 2013

Baitball Blogger

(46,758 posts)

10. I don't know what they would use it for, but I visualize them hiring

Reply to DeSwiss (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 10:46 AM

Mar 2013

cheap labor to scrape the stuff off the machines and floor. What they do with the stuff afterwards is anyone's guess.

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

12. "Cause a kid will eat the middle of an Oreo first and save the chocolate cookie outsides for last."

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 07:33 PM

Mar 2013

Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts)

13. I hate the creme. Love the cookie

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 07:34 PM

Mar 2013

OxQQme

(2,550 posts)

14. Keep Portland Weird

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 07:58 PM

Mar 2013

http://keepportlandweird.wordpress.com/

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winter is coming

(11,785 posts)

15. Why not just buy some Famous Chocolate Wafers? n/t

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Mon Mar 4, 2013, 08:06 PM

Mar 2013

Sentath

(2,243 posts)

16. As best as I can determine

Reply to winter is coming (Reply #15)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 09:51 PM

Mar 2013

they are not available in Kansas.

I know I know, I could order them on the internet, but they're an impulse buy, it isn't the same.

winter is coming

(11,785 posts)

18. That's a pity, because they have a better chocolate flavor than Oreos. n/t

Reply to Sentath (Reply #16)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 10:21 PM

Mar 2013

LiberalElite

(14,691 posts)

17. Some people just want to be on YouTube really badly - but

Reply to DeSwiss (Original post)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 10:01 PM

Mar 2013

OTOH, Rube Goldberg would be proud of him.

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