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Tommy_Carcetti

(43,198 posts) Mon Mar 4, 2013, 03:54 PM Mar 2013

So if you speed-dated Taylor Swift, would she write a stanza about you?

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So if you speed-dated Taylor Swift, would she write a stanza about you? (Original Post) Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2013 OP

Not unless she likes women. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #1

If I dated Taylor Swift and she wrote a stanza about me, two things would happen DFW Mar 2013 #2

Not bloody likely. Moondog Mar 2013 #3

No, but I do like this rear view of Taylor Swift: Ptah Mar 2013 #4

If she did, she'd have to find a word that rhymes with "dork", maybe "cork" or "pork"? talkingmime Mar 2013 #5

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Not unless she likes women.

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 03:59 PM

Mar 2013

DFW

(54,437 posts)

2. If I dated Taylor Swift and she wrote a stanza about me, two things would happen

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 04:47 PM

Mar 2013

First, the stanza would be about a display in a museum of natural history.

Second, my wife would make me WISH I was a display in a museum of natural history.

I'll pass, thanks all the same.