That's not kind.

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... I rarely ever overeat anymore, so I might just squeak by.
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I read recently where there's a strain of gonorrhea so broad-spectrum-antibiotic resistant
that it is actually pretty much the heretofore-falsely-rumored "incurable" gonorrhea.
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Even in the days of everpresent drugs and Free Love, when almost everybody would have
sex at the drop of a hat (and even the hat was a potential "partner&quot , it was nothing more
than a simple inconvenience.
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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU KIDS DONE TO THE WORLD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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[img][/img] no overeating bad things. no std ever. not even crabs. just sayin'

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I was so pissed. That incident reminded me of why I didn't ever like Quaaludes.
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I became pass-out "drunk" without the hours-and-hours of foolish fun usually
associated with GETTING to that point.
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I got the crabs without the hours-and-hours of foolish fun usually associated
with getting them.
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Shave all the hair off one side of your "region."

Set fire to the side with the remaining hair.

When the crabs run to the bare side to escape the fire, (a) stab 'em with an icepick, or (b) beat 'em to death with a hammer.

Works every time. Or so I'm told.



Bake

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... they'll run off of their own accord, as they'll know what's coming (don't go there!!!).
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Red Lobster -- Seafood Differently.
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This is wonderful news! Things just haven't been as fun since the Lounge Grotto was banned.

It's nice to have a pool again. A lot of rules to follow, if that sign is anything to go by. But I'm good to go. Except for the drunkenness, bit. I'm sober right now, but I plan to have a few cool ones before taking the plunge...

That rules out at least 35% of the Loungers

The list of disappeared grows larger (said in an ominous voice....)