They should be done by now!

They must have been put on by a mechanic on meth using a power tool.

My wife isn't helping:

"How many idiots does it take to change a tire?

"More than three."

got any?

Thanks!

I would suspect the lug nuts are frozen

If you have a pipe to slip over the lug-wrench, use that for additional leverage. That often helps break the "freeze" on them

My son stood on the jack handle and the nut didn't even budge. I could swear all five of them were laughing at us.

Thank God for friends who know what the hell they're doing.

While I was at the store getting WD-40 my wife just called a friend who had a power nut turner thing. Took him 5 minures.

I must have been in the coffee shop staring at the can of WD-40 over a double latte when he finished.

C'est la vie.

Been there, done that, with 2 ton cars.

also road side assistance on your car insurance

of course changing a tire is practically a "getting dressed to go to work" chore around here (read that as routine)

although making squids do things like that is partly what makes having them around worth it

If I had to do anything like this more than once a year I'd kill myself.

some days you are thankful it was only one that DAY

(and now I better shut up as there hasn't actually been one in a couple of months and I am pushing the tolerance of the universe by joking around - it does help if you don't go anywhere)

Cold as all get out, but it only took about 20 minutes. I didn't put the wheel back on right, but a quick adjustment this morning, and my bicycle was good to go in this morning's little snow flurry.