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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:32 PM Mar 2013

"Dog that masturbates" is the phrase for today! Modify a thread title to include

"dog that masturbates".

And Bobby Knight can kiss my big white dog that masturbates!

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"Dog that masturbates" is the phrase for today! Modify a thread title to include (Original Post) ohiosmith Mar 2013 OP

Dog that masturbates Major skunk spill in aisle 9 In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #1

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #2

ta.da! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #4

Wow, cyber glitter BainsBane Mar 2013 #18

Thank you BainsBane In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #20

Nirvana BainsBane Mar 2013 #23

very cool BainsBane Mar 2013 #24

Slightly different, but better? HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #6

hmmm In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #8

This is gunna be great libodem Mar 2013 #3

Thank you! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #26

Oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!! thwre is a freaking huge dog that masturbates in my bedroom!!!! pintobean Mar 2013 #5

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #27

Do you tip the band... Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #7

? In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #10

Oh god! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #28

Holy schnikies! I used one of the original holes in a dog that masturbates this morning! HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #9

Outstanding! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #29

'Dog that masturbates cats, held on bail.' nt onehandle Mar 2013 #11

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #30

"Is there a phone out there intended for a dog that masturbates?" talkingmime Mar 2013 #12

Classic! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #31

You don't even WANT to know what the ringtone sounds like!!! talkingmime Mar 2013 #34

Do tell. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #38

Oh, there's DEFINITELY a tombstone involved in such a reply! talkingmime Mar 2013 #40

Alright. You can tell me over a virgin many. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #42

(Mary, not many) talkingmime Mar 2013 #43

oh damn. Guess I'm getting tired. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #44

Hey, I'm downing a bloody mary right now. I doubt I'm typing any better. talkingmime Mar 2013 #45

104 is something to worry about! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #46

Yeah, that's why I never got a CDL. I just checked on her. She's in a safe zone now. talkingmime Mar 2013 #48

That's good to hear. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #49

Take care girl. See you tomorrow. talkingmime Mar 2013 #50

can't remember the last time anyone called me ... girl In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #51

excuse me ohiosmith In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #13

Of course! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #32

! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #33

Do you tip the dog that masturbates? The2ndWheel Mar 2013 #14

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #36

When a 'dog that masturbates' comes to visit. madinmaryland Mar 2013 #15

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #37

Dog that masturbates runs for Republican congressional office olddots Mar 2013 #16

But can a bird masturbate? BainsBane Mar 2013 #17

Pat Robertson Warns of Dog that Masturbates BainsBane Mar 2013 #19

This message was self-deleted by a dog that masturbates. nt Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2013 #21

* In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #39

The Search for the Great American Dog that Masturbates LeftishBrit Mar 2013 #22

Neutered dogs that masturbate drive their owners nuts LeftInTX Mar 2013 #25

How much would you pay for a dog that masturbates? union_maid Mar 2013 #35

Why MiddleFingerMom will NEVER be a crewmember on board the Dog that masturbates Major Nikon Mar 2013 #41

Dog that masturbates slip and slide MiddleFingerMom Mar 2013 #47

Some recent dogs that masturbates pictures from Sea World Orlando & Busch Gardens Tampa kwassa Mar 2013 #52

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Dog that masturbates Major skunk spill in aisle 9

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:34 PM

Mar 2013

imo: Bake is one awesome DUer.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. Hahahaha!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:35 PM

Mar 2013

Bake is indeed!

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

4. ta.da!

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:38 PM

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[img][/img]

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)

18. Wow, cyber glitter

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:25 PM

Mar 2013

I didn't know that was possible. I love glitter.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

20. Thank you BainsBane

Reply to BainsBane (Reply #18)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:32 PM

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[IMG][/IMG]
imo:almost anything is possible in cyber space.

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)

23. Nirvana

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #20)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:53 PM

Mar 2013

Last edited Fri Mar 22, 2013, 04:19 PM - Edit history (1)

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)

24. very cool

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #20)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:56 PM

Mar 2013

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

6. Slightly different, but better?

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:42 PM

Mar 2013

Major dog that masturbates spill in aisle 9

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

8. hmmm

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:45 PM

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[img][/img] that dog was a female.

libodem

(19,288 posts)

3. This is gunna be great

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:38 PM

Mar 2013

IMHO.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

26. Thank you!

Reply to libodem (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:38 PM

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pintobean

(18,101 posts)

5. Oh shit oh shit oh shit!!!! thwre is a freaking huge dog that masturbates in my bedroom!!!!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:42 PM

Mar 2013

ETA, just for fun:

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

27. Bwahahahaha!

Reply to pintobean (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:39 PM

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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

7. Do you tip the band...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:42 PM

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or the dog that masturbates?

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

10. ?

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:46 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

28. Oh god!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:40 PM

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HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

9. Holy schnikies! I used one of the original holes in a dog that masturbates this morning!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:45 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

29. Outstanding!

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:40 PM

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onehandle

(51,122 posts)

11. 'Dog that masturbates cats, held on bail.' nt

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:54 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

30. Hahahaha!

Reply to onehandle (Reply #11)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:41 PM

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talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

12. "Is there a phone out there intended for a dog that masturbates?"

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 01:43 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

31. Classic!

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #12)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:54 PM

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talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

34. You don't even WANT to know what the ringtone sounds like!!!

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #31)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 04:12 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

38. Do tell.

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #34)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:11 PM

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talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

40. Oh, there's DEFINITELY a tombstone involved in such a reply!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #38)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:44 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

42. Alright. You can tell me over a virgin many.

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #40)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:53 PM

Mar 2013

instead of over a beer

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

43. (Mary, not many)

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #42)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:54 PM

Mar 2013

I'm not sure I'd admit to what I was thinking under any circumstances. And lets just stick with beer.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

44. oh damn. Guess I'm getting tired.

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #43)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:57 PM

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talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

45. Hey, I'm downing a bloody mary right now. I doubt I'm typing any better.

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #44)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:59 PM

Mar 2013

My wife dropped from 104 down to 100.7 (ibuprofen) so I'm a little more relaxed now. I was really worried.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

46. 104 is something to worry about!

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #45)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:05 PM

Mar 2013

I was just thinking about driving home. CDL doesn't allow any leeway on drinking.
I know you understand.

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

48. Yeah, that's why I never got a CDL. I just checked on her. She's in a safe zone now.

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #46)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:32 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

49. That's good to hear.

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #48)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:36 PM

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Sigh. G'night. See you in the morning.

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

50. Take care girl. See you tomorrow.

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #49)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:40 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

51. can't remember the last time anyone called me ... girl

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #50)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:46 PM

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[img][/img]

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

13. excuse me ohiosmith

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 01:44 PM

Mar 2013

Can I change your OP request just a little?

Dog that masturbates Comatose Sphagetti.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018341903

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

32. Of course!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #13)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:55 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

33. !

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #32)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:57 PM

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Damn. It sucks to be me sometimes! Holy Shit!

The2ndWheel

(7,947 posts)

14. Do you tip the dog that masturbates?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 01:46 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

36. Hahahaha!

Reply to The2ndWheel (Reply #14)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:01 PM

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madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

15. When a 'dog that masturbates' comes to visit.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:12 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

37. Bwahahahaha!

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #15)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:02 PM

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olddots

(10,237 posts)

16. Dog that masturbates runs for Republican congressional office

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:22 PM

Mar 2013

"Gomert" the masturbating blood hound barks for 7 hours about the moon .

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)

17. But can a bird masturbate?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:24 PM

Mar 2013

Gotta go with the Fox.

BainsBane

(53,032 posts)

19. Pat Robertson Warns of Dog that Masturbates

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:27 PM

Mar 2013

in religious garb quoting the Bible.

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts)

21. This message was self-deleted by a dog that masturbates. nt

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:38 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

39. *

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #21)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:13 PM

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indeed [img][/img]

LeftishBrit

(41,205 posts)

22. The Search for the Great American Dog that Masturbates

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:52 PM

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LeftInTX

(25,322 posts)

25. Neutered dogs that masturbate drive their owners nuts

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 03:18 PM

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union_maid

(3,502 posts)

35. How much would you pay for a dog that masturbates?

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 04:26 PM

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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

41. Why MiddleFingerMom will NEVER be a crewmember on board the Dog that masturbates

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 09:48 PM

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

47. Dog that masturbates slip and slide

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:12 PM

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kwassa

(23,340 posts)

52. Some recent dogs that masturbates pictures from Sea World Orlando & Busch Gardens Tampa

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:56 PM

Mar 2013

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