Chtulhu had a secret inter-species and rather unnatural Grapthar's Hammer crush on the closet Jedi known as Thor, and lusted to wrap his tentacles around Thor's head in a mythical meringue as Laliari had molested Tech Sgt. Chen while Guy yelled, "Oh, THAT's not RIght", but it was not to be, as the fantasy was interupted by Thufir's final words as he screamed 'tetelestai!' Chtulhu turned to Thor and asked, "Did he just say 'I have a stye in my eye'?" Suddenly, Frodo burst into the room and exlaimed, "MOM, DAD! What are you DOING?!?!?!"

Being attentive in order to grow in grace and in the knowledge of tetelestai.

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if she'll put her clothes on after she is no longer at the nude beach.

directly in front of them. With nowhere to run, Frodo sat down and chanted "42, 42, 42, 42, 42", summoning a sperm whale which landed on the warbird and a pot of petunias that fell to the ground, seemingly unharmed, but definitely perturbed.

Klingons scattered from the wreckage covered in whale blubber, Homer Simpson came out of nowhere with a crowbar and started chasing them, and Mr. Ed sauntered up and munched on the petunias.

Under the cover of chaos, Frodo and Gollum slinked off into the shadows and walked for miles through dark forests until they came to a shopping mall. They each got a cheeseburger and Burger Blech and spent the rest of the day playing games in the arcade.

Meanwhile, back at the crucifiction, a small band of dwarves had assembled with a cute young girl singing to bluebirds and the People's Front of Judea Crack Suicide Team decended from over the hill. Hoards of blackbirds swarmed around them all and left nothing but bones.

The cute young girl managed to escape and was taking a shower when Norman Bates arrived on the scene. Fortunately, a naked T-1000 appeared in a ball of electric weirdness and took him out before he could use his deadly blade.

Marvin the Martian arrived just in time to stop the T-1000 from reaching the mall where Frodo and Gollum were engaged in a heated match of air hockey. But all he could do was delay the inevitable: RoboCop's arrival. He wrote them all tickets, even the dead ones, and headed off to the Dunkin' Donuts to sit at a table confused, as he was unable to consume coffee and donuts.

my hump

back whale!

Crucified, Thufir said, "Chtulhu forgive them, they know that Krazilec approaches, and that you will soon awaken and get all nommy on their souls.”

And with that, the faithful Mentat gave up the ghola.

The sky darkened. An asthmatic dark figure gazed up at the dead mass. “Alas, poor Thufir. I knew him well.” He ignited his light saber and paid obeisance to the man who had taught him all he knew about data mining.

“Did you know the Mentat Hawat?” asked a gangly British fellow who referred to himself as “The Doctor.”

Do I reveal the truth? Vader wondered. Perhaps it’s best that I deny this. “No, I did not know him.”

A Klingon nearby interjected. “Yes, you did. You trained with him once.”

Shazbot! How does this Klingon know my history? “I did not know this man!” Vader screamed.

But then the Norse Marvel hero Thor saw fit to get involved. “Aye, metal man. You did know this Mentat, when you were a child. An annoying bastard of a child! Do you not remember?”

“Nooooooo!” screamed the Sith Lord. And then a bantha screamed in response. And Vader remembered the words of the Bene Gesserit witch: “Verily before the bantha crows, you will deny the Mentat three times.” And Vader cursed, because he had lost his bet with that superhuman from India.

And no sooner had the bantha finished crowing and taking a large dump, than that very same man appeared, and said, “Okay Darth, you have tasked me. You have tasked me, and I will have my payment!”

“Khaaannnnn!” screamed Vader. But then he handed over the moolah.

Khan counted it, smiled, and said, “Tetelestai.”

Good, Vicar Sargent Dr. Strange, good! Now, I am off to my pylon to fuck up the weather and annoy Enik.