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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Thu Apr 11, 2013, 10:45 PM Apr 2013

What's a MiddleFingerMom to do when the tagteam bedbath teams call and say they're lonely?

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He goes to the hospital and gets admitted again 'cause that's the kind of considerate humanitarian that he is.
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I'm OK. My kidney function is down due to dehydration, HAH!!! I usually drink more than I should (1.5 liters/day
in TUCSON!?!?!?), but my water pill dosage (my YOU GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW pills) has been TOO high --
causing a veritable Niagara Falls of pee (no, I did NOT say "Viagra Falls" -- though that would be interesting indeed).
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They're swamped today, so it might be a while before they move me upstairs to a room. These ER "beds" are not
the least bit butt-worthy.
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I know. Geezo-beezo MFM, with you it's always whine-whine-fucking-whine.
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Damn straight when it comes to butt-worthiness.
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What's a MiddleFingerMom to do when the tagteam bedbath teams call and say they're lonely? (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 OP

Hey buddy libodem Apr 2013 #1

All I can do is wish you well and give you a quote from Henry Miller. rug Apr 2013 #2

He was a VERY wise man. MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #10

Here's a start. rug Apr 2013 #11

Pass Gas????? AnneD Apr 2013 #20

Nope. Everyone ELSE in the room moans. At least... that's been MY experience. MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #21

Take care of you. applegrove Apr 2013 #3

You really need to find a way to get the tag team to come to your house. GoCubsGo Apr 2013 #4

You are a fascinating HeiressofBickworth Apr 2013 #5

Aw shucks, ma'am. That's the nicest way of sayin', "You're kinda tetched, aincha?" I ever heard. MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #6

What she said. nolabear Apr 2013 #7

Then, instead of bedbath tagteams, i'd be carried everywhere by Hooters' waitresses. MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #8

Today's phrase is, butt worthiness. Arctic Dave Apr 2013 #9

Get better, MFM. femmocrat Apr 2013 #12

You really shouldn't be posting from the ER nurse's console nuxvomica Apr 2013 #13

LOL!! CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #15

TMC? University? St Mary's? panader0 Apr 2013 #14

UMC -- where they took Gabby Giffords MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #17

You need one of these to regulate your water levels: Baitball Blogger Apr 2013 #16

did you get a real bed yet? Kali Apr 2013 #18

They moved me up to a room about 3 or 4 AM and I had a big hreakfast and... MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #19

libodem

(19,288 posts)

1. Hey buddy

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Apr 11, 2013, 10:48 PM

Apr 2013

The sponge bath team must be all atwitter. Hydrate fast.

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. All I can do is wish you well and give you a quote from Henry Miller.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Apr 11, 2013, 10:51 PM

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

10. He was a VERY wise man.

Reply to rug (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 04:41 AM

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What else do men do that causes them to audibly moan in public?
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rug

(82,333 posts)

11. Here's a start.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #10)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 08:23 AM

Apr 2013

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018362300

AnneD

(15,774 posts)

20. Pass Gas?????

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #10)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 04:28 PM

Apr 2013

Just saying....

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

21. Nope. Everyone ELSE in the room moans. At least... that's been MY experience.

Reply to AnneD (Reply #20)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 05:02 PM

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applegrove

(118,712 posts)

3. Take care of you.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Apr 11, 2013, 10:57 PM

Apr 2013

GoCubsGo

(32,086 posts)

4. You really need to find a way to get the tag team to come to your house.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Apr 11, 2013, 11:04 PM

Apr 2013

Having to get yourself admitted to the hospital in order to get a bed bath has got to be a huge pain in the ass.

Hope they get things straightened out quickly.

HeiressofBickworth

(2,682 posts)

5. You are a fascinating

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Thu Apr 11, 2013, 11:16 PM

Apr 2013

continuing balance of nature, nurture, meds, liquids, food. It seems you continually readjust the balances and continue to be Fucking Immortal. And in the midst of it all, you keep a delicious sense of humor and the absurd. We all love you for it.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

6. Aw shucks, ma'am. That's the nicest way of sayin', "You're kinda tetched, aincha?" I ever heard.

Reply to HeiressofBickworth (Reply #5)

Thu Apr 11, 2013, 11:21 PM

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And believe me... I've heard 'em all.
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That's probably not all that hard t'believe.
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Thank you -- that was very nice of you.
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nolabear

(41,987 posts)

7. What she said.

Reply to HeiressofBickworth (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 12:12 AM

Apr 2013

They're going to name a wing after you. The Buffalo Wing.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

8. Then, instead of bedbath tagteams, i'd be carried everywhere by Hooters' waitresses.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 12:49 AM

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And guys everywhere would use me for an excuse, "Honest, honey -- I only go there for the MiddleFingerMom!!!"
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Arctic Dave

(13,812 posts)

9. Today's phrase is, butt worthiness.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 12:59 AM

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femmocrat

(28,394 posts)

12. Get better, MFM.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 10:59 AM

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nuxvomica

(12,432 posts)

13. You really shouldn't be posting from the ER nurse's console

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 11:10 AM

Apr 2013

They probably just added "bitten by beaver" to your chart.

CrazyOrangeCat

(6,112 posts)

15. LOL!!

Reply to nuxvomica (Reply #13)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 11:23 AM

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panader0

(25,816 posts)

14. TMC? University? St Mary's?

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 11:11 AM

Apr 2013

Where you at?

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

17. UMC -- where they took Gabby Giffords

Reply to panader0 (Reply #14)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 11:51 AM

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Baitball Blogger

(46,745 posts)

16. You need one of these to regulate your water levels:

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 11:48 AM

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Kali

(55,014 posts)

18. did you get a real bed yet?

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 03:17 PM

Apr 2013

PM me if/when you want me to call.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

19. They moved me up to a room about 3 or 4 AM and I had a big hreakfast and...

Reply to Kali (Reply #18)

Fri Apr 12, 2013, 03:36 PM

Apr 2013

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,,,other than them coming in and poking me and stuff (oh, stop it!!!), I've been sleeping. Probably going
back to sleep now (TTBB's are SO tiring).
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