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Mine is Brother Burning Trebuchet of Balance. And I now expect to be addressed as such or the coffee will be absolutely sucky.
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bluedigger
(17,087 posts)I kind of like it.
Moondog
(4,833 posts)barbtries
(28,807 posts)Brother/Sister Guillotine of Contemplation
polly7
(20,582 posts)Sister Shotgun of Reason
Brother Buzz
(36,449 posts)Woo-hoo, artillery!
Solly Mack
(90,776 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)Now go over to Meta and use your new names.
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GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)Awesome!
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rocktivity
(44,577 posts)works for me.
rocktivity
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Beware of my Pointy Instrument
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)Thee had better watch thy buttocks.
fifthoffive
(382 posts)haele
(12,661 posts)And I make a mean Chicken Kiev.
Haele
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)I assume?
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)However, as a practicing atheist my tolerance demands I accept it.
BTW, mine is Brother Immaculate Shotgun of Courteous Truth.
dweller
(23,647 posts)just sayin'
rock on,
Brother Taser of Grace
treestar
(82,383 posts)What happens in the Unitarian Church that brings this about?
GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)several years ago. Tongue in cheek, written by Jon Carrol of SFGate.
Here's a snippet.
The following is the first communique from a group calling itself Unitarian Jihad. It was sent to me at The Chronicle via an anonymous spam remailer. I have no idea whether other news organizations have received this communique, and, if so, why they have not chosen to print it. Perhaps they fear starting a panic. I feel strongly that the truth, no matter how alarming, trivial or disgusting, must always be told. I am pleased to report that the words below are at least not disgusting:
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL#ixzz1k8AjG9EZ]
treestar
(82,383 posts)I love it!
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL#ixzz1k9Y1Nvje
Rob H.
(5,352 posts)I like it, yes, indeed!
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,355 posts)If that seems oxymoronic, well, I can live somewhere between ox-like and moronic.
My given Jihad name has more ring to it than what I would have picked: Seeker with Broken Compass.
Jihad or no jihad, I don't think I'm quite ready for a crusade just yet. I need a nap first.
Rhiannon12866
(205,664 posts)Soylent Brice
(8,308 posts)Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,652 posts)I'm into togetherness!
And by golly, if that venerable pepper spray doesn't bring us together, well then, nothing will!
Dystopian
(6,421 posts)This really makes sense...
Very cool...
thanks.
peace~
Behind the Aegis
(53,965 posts)LOL!
eppur_se_muova
(36,274 posts)It feels kind of appropriate.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Don your bullet proof vests.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)I refreshed and got Brother/Sister Honorable Axe of Serenity
Axes are cooler than Lasers
edit:
I tried again and got an upgraded Axe! Brother/Sister Flaming Battle Axe of Moderate Humanitarianism
sakabatou
(42,165 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)Sister Venerable Shiv of Loving Hope
treestar
(82,383 posts)Brother Musket of Contemplation
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)boston bean
(36,223 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)That's just awesome. Think I'll keep it.
sakabatou
(42,165 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)I like it..
rurallib
(62,432 posts)I like it!
FloridaJudy
(9,465 posts)..and those cookies had better be vegan!
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Immaculate Crossbow of Kind Togetherness is my madden name.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Sister Dagger-ax of the Dao
Sister Solemnity of the Eight-Fold Scimitar
The Brahman of the Apostles' Brass Knuckles
Sister Celebration of the Saints' Sickle
greatauntoftriplets
(175,746 posts)I think that should be "sister".
GoneOffShore
(17,340 posts)you may try the original Unitarian Jihad name generator - http://whump.com/dropbox/other/ujname.html
Tindalos
(10,525 posts)Kadie
(15,369 posts)underpants
(182,848 posts)that is hilarious
Amaril
(1,267 posts)if I go with my maiden name.
Sister Axe of Reason if I use my married name (which I kept after my divorce).
Hmmmm, I rather like the idea of being the Axe of Reason.
susanr516
(1,425 posts)Way better than a Taser.
blueknight
(2,831 posts)i like it!
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)PassingFair
(22,434 posts)AggieGal
(651 posts)I am kinda klutzy, so maybe I use my spear to keep others in balance?
era veteran
(4,069 posts)Nailed it
Turbineguy
(37,356 posts)Now I am no longer sure of my sex.
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)Crossbows are cool but I really wanted a trebuchet.