So,...a sex starved freak is camped out on my door step! What should I do? Should I call someone?
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the piling on has begun!
another of your 'legendary' charms!
or is your 'charm' deficient? 
Ah! You get the picture!
provocative!
boxer brief and crew socks model!
boxer briefs...who knew? I will not ask the obvious question...and PLEASE to do volunteer the answer!
The Fully Illustrated Care and Feeding of Ohio Smith!
Although it does sound,...... illuminating.
Perhaps you would like to embellish?
life-sized.....
Do you think me an amazon?
pop-ups didn't do a thing to elicit any discretion whatsoever!
always makes its presence known!
oblique, obtuse, right? That type of angle?
Perhaps perpendicular would perhaps describe your er,............. enthusiasm?
An aerial view! How clever!
Thank You! Thank You!
Remember to tip your wait staff!
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They'll come and pick him up.
Now back to the problem at hand =sex crazed door step creature ......animal tranquilizers ? dinner at hooter's ? this could get ugly. 
