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Phentex

(16,334 posts) Wed May 8, 2013, 04:09 PM May 2013

The phrase in my fortune cookie was...

"A Few Germs Never Hurt Anyone"

True, but kinda creepy for a restaurant!

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The phrase in my fortune cookie was... (Original Post) Phentex May 2013 OP

Sounds like the lead in for a KatyMan May 2013 #1

Yes it does... Phentex May 2013 #7

It gets even worse when you add the "in the bed" to the end. Liberal Veteran May 2013 #2

oh dear Phentex May 2013 #4

That's the best way of saying ... we don't want your business. In_The_Wind May 2013 #3

LOL! Phentex May 2013 #5

I got an empty one once . . . CrazyOrangeCat May 2013 #13

Better that than the old classic - Moondog May 2013 #6

Ack! That would be worse... Phentex May 2013 #8

Heh. Moondog May 2013 #10

I once got one that said . . . Brigid May 2013 #9

Positive note or Phentex May 2013 #11

Well, it did have this smilie: Brigid May 2013 #12

"A Few Germs Never Hurt Anyone" --- Tuesday Afternoon May 2013 #14

for example... Phentex May 2013 #15

The evening of my first wedding HeiressofBickworth May 2013 #16

lol... Phentex May 2013 #22

If you fall into a hole, don't keep digging it n/t Aerows May 2013 #17

That's useful! Phentex May 2013 #23

Don't gun me down for posting this, but Aerows May 2013 #18

There's a hair ball on my fork... Phentex May 2013 #24

The worst one I have ever gotten read... Demo_Chris May 2013 #19

in bed, not so bad... Phentex May 2013 #25

Mine said AmyDeLune May 2013 #20

ah, a sales pitch! Phentex May 2013 #26

HELP! AsahinaKimi May 2013 #21

that's cute... Phentex May 2013 #27

KatyMan

(4,211 posts)

1. Sounds like the lead in for a

Reply to Phentex (Original post)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:11 PM

May 2013

Match Game question

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

7. Yes it does...

Reply to KatyMan (Reply #1)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:33 PM

May 2013

I get some funny fortunes every once in a while. This one was unexpected.

Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts)

2. It gets even worse when you add the "in the bed" to the end.

Reply to Phentex (Original post)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:13 PM

May 2013

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

4. oh dear

Reply to Liberal Veteran (Reply #2)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:32 PM

May 2013

I had not even considered that!

But for THAT, I'll take my chances.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. That's the best way of saying ... we don't want your business.

Reply to Phentex (Original post)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:15 PM

May 2013

Did you over-tip last time?

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

5. LOL!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #3)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:33 PM

May 2013

I think they have had to cut back. The other cookie didn't have a fortune inside!

CrazyOrangeCat

(6,112 posts)

13. I got an empty one once . . .

Reply to Phentex (Reply #5)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:52 PM

May 2013

Very disconcerting!

Moondog

(4,833 posts)

6. Better that than the old classic -

Reply to Phentex (Original post)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:33 PM

May 2013

"That wasn't chicken".

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

8. Ack! That would be worse...

Reply to Moondog (Reply #6)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:34 PM

May 2013

I hope it was pork, lol!

Moondog

(4,833 posts)

10. Heh.

Reply to Phentex (Reply #8)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:39 PM

May 2013

I'd love to have some pork whatever.

But I recently moved, and the best Chinese restaurant nearby is an Asian fusion place that does Chinese and Thai. And they do not have pork anything. Beef, chicken, shrimp, crab, lobster, various fish, veggie, tofu, etc . . . everything but pork. At least not on the menu. I'm dying to ask why, but haven't yet.

Brigid

(17,621 posts)

9. I once got one that said . . .

Reply to Phentex (Original post)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:39 PM

May 2013

"You like Chinese food.".

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

11. Positive note or

Reply to Brigid (Reply #9)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:48 PM

May 2013

trying to by hypnotic?

Brigid

(17,621 posts)

12. Well, it did have this smilie:

Reply to Phentex (Reply #11)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:50 PM

May 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

14. "A Few Germs Never Hurt Anyone" ---

Reply to Phentex (Original post)

Wed May 8, 2013, 04:58 PM

May 2013

in bed.

always. always. always. add those two words to any fortune cookie.

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

15. for example...

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #14)

Wed May 8, 2013, 05:12 PM

May 2013

morning breath. Who cares as long as everybody's happy?

HeiressofBickworth

(2,682 posts)

16. The evening of my first wedding

Reply to Phentex (Original post)

Wed May 8, 2013, 10:55 PM

May 2013

both sets of parents, my brand new husband and I went to a Japanese restaurant for dinner. My fortune cookie said "Your love life is of interest only to you." I kept it, it's around here somewhere. Just too priceless to toss.