MFM update
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The sneer is gone from MFM"s lip,
his teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his um, you know...
his bat upon the plate.(OWWIE)
And now the pitcher holds his balls (wtf!!!)
and now he lets them go (ahhhhhh),
And now the air is shattered
by the force of MFM'S blow
Oh, somewhere in this favored land
the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere,
and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing,
and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville —
mighty MFM has struck out.
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I broke a facility rule and now they have me on a Tagteam Bedbath restriction --
only one-a-day unless there's an emergency.
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Help me, PUH-LEASE!!!!!
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Think of some non-sexual emergencies that will help me invoke the exception.
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Hurry!!! I'm starting to dry up and crack here.
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(sniff) Hurry.
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No more baths for you.
The best way to get around it would be incontinence, but that wouldn't exactly endear you with the nurses.
Get busy! 
He once inquired about a TTBB (TexasTowelie BedBath)! 
Get yourself well MFM.
went to the feed store today and while I was waiting to pay, the owner and some guy were talking about bees and exploring caves looking for minerals. I barged in on the conversation and pointed out they generally won't attack when they are getting water, only when their hive is involved.
so tonight on the way to pick up A from work, I was checking waters and went to dunk the little dog to cool her off. what happens? stung by a freaking BEE.
inside of left pinky, half my hand is swollen. gonna itch like hell tomorrow.
and just now a skunk has fired off somewhere close - the fan is blowing stench right at me. did you say your roommate was a pain in the ass?
