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trof

(54,256 posts)
Wed Jun 5, 2013, 07:27 PM Jun 2013

Tonight...Chez trof...Poison Pork!

We were having some friends over for dinner many years ago.
Kind of a pot luck.
We supplied the entree and friends brought side dishes.
One asked "What are you having? I want to bring something that goes with it."
Miz t. said "Hoisin pork".
"POISON PORK? What is THAT?"

When Miz. t could quit laughing she told her it was pork tenderloin marinated in a Hoisin sauce.
But we still call it Poison Pork.

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Tonight...Chez trof...Poison Pork! (Original Post) trof Jun 2013 OP
Recipe pls....I just stocked up on Hoison sauce dixiegrrrrl Jun 2013 #1
I have a recipe for Chinese BBQ spareribs. Chan790 Jun 2013 #5
tht sounds yummy. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2013 #12
Cute libodem Jun 2013 #2
We still call the remote control the smokey troll because our oldest son did. nolabear Jun 2013 #4
garjub (garbage) and seagultures here. Kali Jun 2013 #7
lol Tuesday Afternoon Jun 2013 #3
Several years ago I wanted to impress a young couple with my cooking skills. I made roast chicken Rowdyboy Jun 2013 #6
Waiting with bated breath for your post on Salmonella Salmon pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #8
Pork tenderloin marinated in Hoisin. trof Jun 2013 #9
Tuna noodle pipi_k Jun 2013 #10
Because of National Lampoon OriginalGeek Jun 2013 #11
 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
5. I have a recipe for Chinese BBQ spareribs.
Wed Jun 5, 2013, 10:50 PM
Jun 2013

It turns out the main ingredients are Hoisin, honey and red food coloring along with some soy sauce, garlic, Chinese five-spice, sherry and ketchup. I spent years trying to figure it out and it's actually easy. You can make the sauce in larger batches and store it in the fridge, the wine keeps it good nearly forever.

The recipe: http://chinesefood.about.com/od/dimsumandpartyrecipes/r/bbqpork.htm

libodem

(19,288 posts)
2. Cute
Wed Jun 5, 2013, 08:28 PM
Jun 2013

My friend still refers to toiletries as toilet treats, because that is what her son called them.

Rowdyboy

(22,057 posts)
6. Several years ago I wanted to impress a young couple with my cooking skills. I made roast chicken
Thu Jun 6, 2013, 02:18 AM
Jun 2013

It was a basic recipe but I used a large bird so I could send them home with leftovers. When it came out of the oven, I carved the first slice and the flesh was still far too bloody. I had tried very hard and was really upset so I let loose with a "goddamn, mother-fkg sonovabitching chicken" to their astonishment. When I calmed down, they laughed for hours and thus was born my recipe for "GDMFSOB chicken" which I still make only I cook it a little longer.

trof

(54,256 posts)
9. Pork tenderloin marinated in Hoisin.
Thu Jun 6, 2013, 09:44 AM
Jun 2013

Miz t.'s not here right now, but I think she cuts the Hoisin with some teriyaki and dry sherry.
She roasts it in a 350 oven to an internal temp of 160 or so.
We had fried rice with it.
Yum

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)
10. Tuna noodle
Thu Jun 6, 2013, 10:37 AM
Jun 2013

casserole in my house is called "Toodles".

And pork coated with Shake and Bake is called "porkfish".


I sometimes call tuna sandwiches "tuna bibbits" (because I add dill and some other little green things to it)



OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
11. Because of National Lampoon
Thu Jun 6, 2013, 10:51 AM
Jun 2013

I still go to McDonald's for "eggamuffins".


I can also say "wimpy, wampy, wombly"...

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