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Douglas Carpenter

(20,226 posts) Mon Jun 17, 2013, 05:25 PM Jun 2013

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Original Post) Douglas Carpenter Jun 2013 OP

Just because it can. In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #1

just 'cause they want to :) azurnoir Jun 2013 #2

That's a fucking rooster. rug Jun 2013 #3

:rofl: femmocrat Jun 2013 #4

The chicken was on the other side pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #6

What does that have to with soaping the old ferret?? madinmaryland Jun 2013 #10

Ones about a cock. The other's about a ferret. rug Jun 2013 #11

Guess he had nothing better to do. Jeff R Jun 2013 #5

oops, here I go treading the waters - blonde joke ConcernedCanuk Jun 2013 #7

Three pounds of flax. KamaAina Jun 2013 #8

That is one tough looking bird. I would let it cross the road, too. Tuesday Afternoon Jun 2013 #9

"Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him." Brigid Jun 2013 #12

Why did the chicken cross only half of the road? Tom Kitten Jun 2013 #13

To show the possum, OxQQme Jun 2013 #14

ah, you beat me to it! lastlib Jun 2013 #16

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Just because it can.

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 05:30 PM

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azurnoir

(45,850 posts)

2. just 'cause they want to :)

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 05:38 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

3. That's a fucking rooster.

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 05:50 PM

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femmocrat

(28,394 posts)

4. :rofl:

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 05:53 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. The chicken was on the other side

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 06:08 PM

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madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

10. What does that have to with soaping the old ferret??

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 08:31 PM

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rug

(82,333 posts)

11. Ones about a cock. The other's about a ferret.

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 08:42 PM

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Jeff R

(322 posts)

5. Guess he had nothing better to do.

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 06:01 PM

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ConcernedCanuk

(13,509 posts)

7. oops, here I go treading the waters - blonde joke

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 07:28 PM

Jun 2013

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Two blondes walking down the street on opposite sides of the road

One blonde asks the other "how do I get to the other side?"

Other one answers "You are already on the other side!!"

Answer?

"Oh thanks!"

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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

8. Three pounds of flax.

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 07:33 PM

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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

9. That is one tough looking bird. I would let it cross the road, too.

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 07:43 PM

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Brigid

(17,621 posts)

12. "Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him."

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Mon Jun 17, 2013, 08:47 PM

Jun 2013

-- Eight-year-old kid on some kid's show I saw years ago.

Tom Kitten

(7,347 posts)

13. Why did the chicken cross only half of the road?

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Tue Jun 18, 2013, 12:13 AM

Jun 2013

She wanted to lay it on the line!

OxQQme

(2,550 posts)

14. To show the possum,

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Tue Jun 18, 2013, 12:24 AM

Jun 2013

or armadillo if you're in the southwest,
that it could be done.

lastlib

(23,239 posts)

16. ah, you beat me to it!

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Tue Jun 18, 2013, 09:23 AM

Jun 2013

(here in Missouri, it could be both! I know they've migrated up here from Texas, but how in the H--L did they ever get ACROSS I-44??1?)

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