The late great Marilyn Chambers crashing the set of these commercials to show us "Cialis - Behind the Green Door"! Or a gay couple doing the commercial. Never happen. Middle age Mercedes owners only, please.

You do remember that Marilyn Chambers was the "Ivory Snow Girl" on the detergent boxes, don't you?

For posting that!

Whenever the disclaimer part of the commercial comes on-- the part about "erections lasting four hours or longer..."-- she does her best Announcer Voice and says they should be rep[orted to the Pope so that they can be recorded as official miracles.

...that lasts longer than 4 hours, the last thing I'll be looking for is a doctor...unless she's a "Nancy Nurse" type bad, naughty doctor.

Never realized that was dangerous when I was in my 20's...

Last edited Sun Jan 29, 2012, 08:37 PM - Edit history (1)

and a guy delivering a pizza.

You never know when the moment may be right!

...are getting the idea!

Is Johnny letting you down? Did your fluffer tell you to go fluff yourself? Does Debbie refuse to do your Dallas?

Try Ram-bien. You'll say "Muy bein, Ram-bien!"

'nuff said!

The "Blue Enzyte" placebo commercials were even funnier!hh

Their entertainment value almost mnade up for the fact that Enzyte was a complete ripoff. Wasn't that company indicted for fraud or something?

...they should get time off for redeeming social value making me laugh my ass off!

O...too many, one very late summer night, I called the Enzyte order number, and asked them in my best "Borat" voice to send me "pills to give me bigger sexy feet" operator busted out laughing

But, lately, we've been bombarded with the damn things again, on AMC.

...they are timelesss classics that show some sense of humor, unlike the real products commercials.

it's even worse - every other advertisement is for a different testosterone supplement. ("I have a new zest for life!!!&quot

I heard that before a real doctor starts you on testosterone supplement, they have to do a thourough screening for colon cancer, as the extra testosterone will accelerate the growth if it is already present

WHAT is the DEAL with the twin bathtubs?

Do they represent the soaking you're gonna get if you have to pay for those things out-of-pocket?

The damn tubs on the edge of a cliff!! WTH??

Imagine getting it on, just as a slight earth tremor starts, and you go sliding down over the cliff - how in the HELL will the erectile dysfunction pill help THEN, might I ask?

...your stiffy might catch on a protruding rock on the way down.

...the twin bathtubs at all. I mean, you just took horny pills and you'regoing to sit in seperate bathtubs in the midddle of the woods taking in scenery? Is the message that the sex had bby the 1% is beautiful and artistic, as opposed to the sex had by the rest of us which is vulgar and pornogrphic? It sure seems that way.

I imagine that most of the guys who actually use these drugs out of real necessity, are probably closer to Bob Dole's age (Dole circa late 90's anyway), and in less good shape than he is. But I guess the "ugly truth" wouldn't be so marketable.

Don't ask how I know that....

In the back,pressing on the wrong nerves, can cause on and off problems too.

...so what's the problem?

The only time that's really a problem is when you wake up at 3 in the morning with a kickstand and can't get back to sleep because of it. That's not even a sexual reference - it's just in the fucking way!!!

An erection lasting that long could damage the blood flow caps to the penis, which means you might never be able to get it up again. That's enough to make me "stand up and take notice"

"Ask your doctor if Levitan is right for you. "
"Side effects may kick ass!!"
"Levitan may cause dizziness, vomiting, confusion, irritability..."
"And a boner that goes on for four hours!"
"That would be cool!!"

Search for Robin Williams Viagra. He will tell you all about the adventures of "Frankencock".

...the first time I saw it my stomach hurt and I had tears rolling down my face