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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Sun Jul 14, 2013, 08:32 PM Jul 2013

Believe it or not... MFM doesn't do all that well with dating sites.

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Believe it or not... MFM doesn't do all that well with dating sites. (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 OP

LOL! RavensChick Jul 2013 #1

In the context of this post that sounds... umm... Locut0s Jul 2013 #3

Not really. RavensChick Jul 2013 #14

A former significant other used to nag me to talk baby talk to her dogs pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #17

I kiss my dog all the time BainsBane Jul 2013 #22

That's how... pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #24

Love me, love my dogs butt BainsBane Jul 2013 #25

Whether it's dogs or cats, there's just one rule... pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #26

Wise child. nt BainsBane Jul 2013 #27

Well, besides that neither do I, I'm *astounded* at the news!1 n/t UTUSN Jul 2013 #2

Realizing you're kidding... Chan790 Jul 2013 #4

I'll pay $5,000 just to watch you give MFM dating tips. nolabear Jul 2013 #5

I'll pay to watch him try them out Kennah Jul 2013 #6

Oh please. You know MFM doesn't wear pants. nolabear Jul 2013 #7

Well, not after Memorial Day, no. Kennah Jul 2013 #11

~ In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #15

In M.A.S.H, one of the men peeking into the shower at the generously gifted-dentist, "Painless Pole" MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #8

You should have highlighted the furniture upholstered in organza pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #19

What's orgazma? ... ... (OR) ... ... Thanks a lot -- make fun of the fact that I'm pre-organzmic. MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #20

just check in here and see the show for free. Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2013 #18

I'll bring the snacks BainsBane Jul 2013 #23

Thanks, but with everything going on in my life, I'm doing well just to keep up with dating myself. MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #9

Derby hat, cravat, cardigan and a sarong. Chan790 Jul 2013 #10

Sandals, argyle socks, Bermuda shorts, a push-up bra and a propellor beanie for me. MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #12

You ARE dating yourself. That outfit is SO retro-Victorian-50s. nolabear Jul 2013 #13

It's hard enough to manage menage a une marzipanni Jul 2013 #16

If you love my dog, that's a plus for me BainsBane Jul 2013 #21

RavensChick

(3,123 posts)

1. LOL!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 08:39 PM

Jul 2013

Don't feel bad. I met a guy on a dating web site, and while he's nice and everything he's not into cats like I am.

Oh, well.

Locut0s

(6,154 posts)

3. In the context of this post that sounds... umm...

Reply to RavensChick (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 10:05 PM

Jul 2013

like you like to kiss your cats too, to put it mildly lol

RavensChick

(3,123 posts)

14. Not really.

Reply to Locut0s (Reply #3)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 03:16 PM

Jul 2013

I give my little one all the love a cat needs. Kissing (except on his little head sometimes), not so much.

The guy I was seeing didn't quite understand the affection.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

17. A former significant other used to nag me to talk baby talk to her dogs

Reply to RavensChick (Reply #14)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 04:02 PM

Jul 2013

They may have been cutie-wootie widdle mini dachshunds, but I have my standards!

BainsBane

(53,075 posts)

22. I kiss my dog all the time

Reply to Locut0s (Reply #3)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 05:38 PM

Jul 2013

and I have absolutely no shame about it.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

24. That's how...

Reply to BainsBane (Reply #22)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 05:42 PM

Jul 2013

...he gets the taste of butt out of his mouth.

BainsBane

(53,075 posts)

25. Love me, love my dogs butt

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #24)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 05:46 PM

Jul 2013

I don't actually kiss her on the mouth. I kiss her head, ears, top of the nose, etc. . .

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

26. Whether it's dogs or cats, there's just one rule...

Reply to BainsBane (Reply #25)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 05:53 PM

Jul 2013

mcctatas
Wed Jul-23-08 10:27

My 5 year old learned an important lesson from the cat today...

here is his artist's interpretation:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7950254

BainsBane

(53,075 posts)

27. Wise child. nt

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #26)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 06:00 PM

Jul 2013

UTUSN

(70,761 posts)

2. Well, besides that neither do I, I'm *astounded* at the news!1 n/t

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 10:04 PM

Jul 2013

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

4. Realizing you're kidding...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 10:23 PM

Jul 2013

do you want to? (Do well/better with dating sites?) I'm considering this as a business venture...helping people represent themselves better on dating sites and/or dating coaching. (Not like the creepy "I can teach you how to get any woman by manipulation" guys, I think I can help the awkward and inexperienced. Let's be honest, guys suck at dating, even the ones that are "good" are really just less crappy than the median.) Online dating is something I'm good at so I might as well use those talents for good rather than sleeping with 20-year-old Capitol Hill interns.

At this point, I'd be looking for free clients to hone my skills, figure out if I'd be any good at it/enjoy it, get practice and generate notes.

I mean you're witty and you look like Santa Claus so it couldn't be that hard to get you dating. Obviously I can't coach you from the far coast but I can help you with online dating.

nolabear

(41,993 posts)

5. I'll pay $5,000 just to watch you give MFM dating tips.

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #4)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 11:00 PM

Jul 2013

Kennah

(14,337 posts)

6. I'll pay to watch him try them out

Reply to nolabear (Reply #5)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 11:04 PM

Jul 2013

"Alright, now, unzip your fly, pull it out, walk over to that woman ordering a hot dog, and say ..."

nolabear

(41,993 posts)

7. Oh please. You know MFM doesn't wear pants.

Reply to Kennah (Reply #6)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 11:13 PM

Jul 2013

Kennah

(14,337 posts)

11. Well, not after Memorial Day, no.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 11:29 PM

Jul 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

15. ~

Reply to Kennah (Reply #6)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 03:26 PM

Jul 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

8. In M.A.S.H, one of the men peeking into the shower at the generously gifted-dentist, "Painless Pole"

Reply to nolabear (Reply #5)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 11:15 PM

Jul 2013

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... said, in a reverent whisper, "I'd sure like to see that angry".
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I HAD a pay-per-view sex website once, but you'd by surprised at how few people out there
are interested in "Sex with Chippendales".
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Not the dancers... the furniture.
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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

19. You should have highlighted the furniture upholstered in organza

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #8)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 04:10 PM

Jul 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

20. What's orgazma? ... ... (OR) ... ... Thanks a lot -- make fun of the fact that I'm pre-organzmic.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #19)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 04:25 PM

Jul 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

18. just check in here and see the show for free.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #5)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 04:06 PM

Jul 2013

BainsBane

(53,075 posts)

23. I'll bring the snacks

Reply to nolabear (Reply #5)

Sun Jul 21, 2013, 05:39 PM

Jul 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

9. Thanks, but with everything going on in my life, I'm doing well just to keep up with dating myself.

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #4)

Sun Jul 14, 2013, 11:24 PM

Jul 2013

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I mean... um... oh GEEZZZ... you know, like using all those antiquated words and such.
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(ZOUNDS... that was close!)
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Jeepers, I almost missed what you said -- "you're witty and you look like Santa Claus".
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So... ... ... ... what are you wearing right now?
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