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bunnies

(15,859 posts)
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:21 PM Jul 2013

So I just found a random cell phone while I was walking my dog.

Its full of selfies of a young man jerking his junior. I bet he's regretting that decision now that he's lost his phone. But whats the proper protocol here?

Found: cell phone with many pics of your cock. Must drop trou to prove its yours.

Sure. His face is in some of the pics too but what would be the fun in that?

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So I just found a random cell phone while I was walking my dog. (Original Post) bunnies Jul 2013 OP
As someone who used to work someplace where we got a lot of lost phones... Chan790 Jul 2013 #1
Haha lol, good idea for the OP though. nt Locut0s Jul 2013 #2
See. Thats where its weird. bunnies Jul 2013 #4
See if there's an "ICE" number zbdent Jul 2013 #3
Where would I find the ICE #? bunnies Jul 2013 #6
Not long ago, people were saying you label 1 number "ICE" ... zbdent Jul 2013 #11
Oh, right. bunnies Jul 2013 #14
Well at least it was private until he lost it :P When I worked at... Locut0s Jul 2013 #5
Seriously? bunnies Jul 2013 #8
Yeah I know, it was disturbing... Locut0s Jul 2013 #9
That must be one of the great things about getting old. bunnies Jul 2013 #18
I once had a patron who told me he had video of his niece playing ping-pong... Chan790 Jul 2013 #10
That's sick. In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #22
I would put it in the trash and forget about it. femmocrat Jul 2013 #7
Assuming it's a smartphone and "unlocked"... Chan790 Jul 2013 #12
It is a smart phone. bunnies Jul 2013 #15
Or maybe the RNC ... zbdent Jul 2013 #13
Well... bunnies Jul 2013 #16
Suggest you call Homeland Security. They can tell you who it belongs to. denverbill Jul 2013 #17
and probably where he's at right now ... zbdent Jul 2013 #19
Hmm, after what Chan790 and LocutOs wrote marzipanni Jul 2013 #20
That very well could be... bunnies Jul 2013 #24
You sure that phone is not his girlfriend or boyfriend's? Xyzse Jul 2013 #21
Sexting maybe? bunnies Jul 2013 #26
Eew... Just eew... Xyzse Jul 2013 #27
I know. bunnies Jul 2013 #28
I think I know how you feel. Xyzse Jul 2013 #29
Personally, I think you crossed a boundary here... Earth_First Jul 2013 #23
As I said above... bunnies Jul 2013 #25
 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
1. As someone who used to work someplace where we got a lot of lost phones...
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:28 PM
Jul 2013

a music venue...we used to go to the first number listed that sounds like someone who would be a close contact (i.e. "Mom" in the address book), call them, tell them we found the phone and ask them whose phone it is and to inform the owner we had it.

We'd then hold it for pick-up, both giving them a word to repeat on pickup (e.g. Alligator) and make them describe something about the contents of the phone. ("It's full of dick pics" would suffice.)

 

bunnies

(15,859 posts)
4. See. Thats where its weird.
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:38 PM
Jul 2013

No mom, uncle, aunt, home or anything like that. Just a lot of people and none of them have phone numbers! Emails and fb profiles only. Maybe its because the phone says "no sim card" but theres definitely a sim card in there. Maybe he threw the thing out the window.

zbdent

(35,392 posts)
3. See if there's an "ICE" number
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:38 PM
Jul 2013

and let that person know that they need to get in touch with whomever it is on the caller ID ...

and keep your mouth shut about the pictures. Especially if the "young man" looks like he could be under 18 ...

 

bunnies

(15,859 posts)
6. Where would I find the ICE #?
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:43 PM
Jul 2013

There are no numbers on the caller ID. In fact, there are no numbers in the phone at all. It doesnt appear to be reading the sim.
Yeah... I'd be shocked if he were that young but I guess theres no real way of knowing. Looks to be in his early 20s or so, but I get what you mean.

zbdent

(35,392 posts)
11. Not long ago, people were saying you label 1 number "ICE" ...
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:54 PM
Jul 2013

"In Case of Emergency". That would be the person any "emergency" people would call.

Otherwise, like someone said before, call the last number dialed and let them know. Might help.

Locut0s

(6,154 posts)
5. Well at least it was private until he lost it :P When I worked at...
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:39 PM
Jul 2013

When I worked at NCIX, computer retailer, one day an old man came in and started browsing porn on one of the laptops. And it was a very busy day, people all around him. And I don't just mean bikini picks, this was hard core stuff! We couldn't understand it, right out in public this guy was watching porn with people and kids all around him. We of course asked him to stop, he didn't seem to bat an eyelash. Just changed the site and walked out.

 

bunnies

(15,859 posts)
8. Seriously?
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:44 PM
Jul 2013
I cant imagine what that guy was thinking. "gotta get my fix, gotta get my fix". bwaahaha!

Locut0s

(6,154 posts)
9. Yeah I know, it was disturbing...
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:52 PM
Jul 2013

Funny as hell to but also kinda disturbing. The guy was 70 or 80 yrs old too so maybe he had dementia or something I don't know.

 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
10. I once had a patron who told me he had video of his niece playing ping-pong...
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:52 PM
Jul 2013

without using her hands and insistently asked repeatedly if I wanted to see it. I said "Sure" just to get rid of him. This was when I was working a register (cash admission to shows) and everybody behind me can see what I'm looking at over my shoulder. Um, well...she was shooting the balls out of her genitals.

Who has video of their niece doing that?! Why would I want to see that? Oh my fucking god. It's clearly some sort of prank on me but that guy was skeezy as fuck. Please go with the nice bouncer out the side door and wait for the po-lice, do not pass "Go", do not collect $200. Just go to jail for creating a public lewd display.

(I don't know what I get the exhibitionists. I started out on the door and I used to deal with the flashers and public wankers too. I move inside to management and I still get the freaks.)

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
22. That's sick.
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 07:05 AM
Jul 2013
(I don't know what I get the exhibitionists. I started out on the door and I used to deal with the flashers and public wankers too. I move inside to management and I still get the freaks.)
You're just the lucky one.
 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
12. Assuming it's a smartphone and "unlocked"...
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:55 PM
Jul 2013

if I wasn't going to return it, I'd probably sell it before I'd trash it. Even a 1st generation iPhone is still worth $100.

Just delete the contents first.

 

bunnies

(15,859 posts)
15. It is a smart phone.
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 09:03 PM
Jul 2013

Not too old either since it hooks up to my charger. The sim in it isnt the carrier on the phone though and the phone says "no sim card". It seems to have a sim utility that says "unlock" but it doesnt seem to do anything. I dont know how to make it work. ahhh!

zbdent

(35,392 posts)
13. Or maybe the RNC ...
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 08:56 PM
Jul 2013

could be one of the Young Republicans ... wait, you said he actually looked young.

Never mind.

 

bunnies

(15,859 posts)
16. Well...
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 09:04 PM
Jul 2013

I'd say that he's definitely not too bright so... you might be on to something there!

denverbill

(11,489 posts)
17. Suggest you call Homeland Security. They can tell you who it belongs to.
Wed Jul 17, 2013, 09:05 PM
Jul 2013

And probably when it was dropped, where he has been, and who he has contacted in the last 3 years.

marzipanni

(6,011 posts)
20. Hmm, after what Chan790 and LocutOs wrote
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 12:54 AM
Jul 2013

about their experiences at work encountering people who seem to be trying to display sexual content to shock others, maybe the "loser" set it down and waited nearby for the first person to pick it up and try to see if they could identify the owner, just so he could see their reaction (flashing by phone proxy?)

I googled what to do if you find a cell phone- some say try to text the last person who called or texted, saying you'll leave it at a store near where you found it.

Some said turn it in to whatever company the phone is from, and they can contact the owner by email from their records.

 

bunnies

(15,859 posts)
24. That very well could be...
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 09:30 AM
Jul 2013

considering there are no numbers or texts in the phone at all. I hadnt considered that someone could have left it on purpose. I think Il try a craiglist lost and found ad. Seems to be a common place for people to put things. And since theres no other info on it, and no mobile service... :shug:

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)
21. You sure that phone is not his girlfriend or boyfriend's?
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 03:25 AM
Jul 2013

I don't see the point of taking pictures of junior and keeping it on the phone.
That is kinda disgusting. Why would you want to see your own Johnson? Unless he is doing this for medical purposes and needs to show it to his doctor.

 

bunnies

(15,859 posts)
26. Sexting maybe?
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 09:34 AM
Jul 2013

I dont know. They're the ONLY pics on the phone. And theyre definitely selfies.

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)
29. I think I know how you feel.
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 10:08 AM
Jul 2013

I would fix computers for people now and then, and uhhhh, there are just things seen that can't be unseen.

Earth_First

(14,910 posts)
23. Personally, I think you crossed a boundary here...
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 08:17 AM
Jul 2013

Finding a cell phone and searching for information to return the phone is one thing; looking through photographs is out of line, imo...

 

bunnies

(15,859 posts)
25. As I said above...
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 09:32 AM
Jul 2013

there are no phone numbers, no texts & no other info in the phone. I had no reason to think such pics would have been there. Believe me, its not something I was trying to see.

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