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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:42 PM Jul 2013

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today is "National Tell a Girl She is Beautiful Day".

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today is "National Tell a Girl She is Beautiful Day". (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 OP

There must be something skewed about me, so much so that... Xyzse Jul 2013 #1

^^^This. Chan790 Jul 2013 #2

Yep! Xyzse Jul 2013 #3

Ahhhh... projection! 'Tis a GLORIOUS thing!!! MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #4

Exactly... Which is why I mentioned something must be skewed in me. Xyzse Jul 2013 #5

There must be something skewed about me, so much so that... MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #6

Heh... Xyzse Jul 2013 #7

You spelled "beating" wrong. MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #16

... Chan790 Jul 2013 #18

I thought masticate meant to chew... Xyzse Jul 2013 #23

You overanalyse a joke... it ain't a joke no more. MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #24

I keep tellin' y'all... Chan790 Jul 2013 #8

Indeed! In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #26

And you people wonder why you never get laid. nolabear Jul 2013 #9

Not that it's any of your business... Chan790 Jul 2013 #10

You're a chicken? Wounded Bear Jul 2013 #11

Cadbury Bunny. n/t Chan790 Jul 2013 #13

You're a good egg, Chan790. nolabear Jul 2013 #12

Thanks. Chan790 Jul 2013 #14

So... do tell us more about this "package" you "need". No, WAIT!!!!! MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #17

It's an inflatable vibrating anatomically-correct mule. Chan790 Jul 2013 #20

Well, if you don't WANT it, can I have your inflatable vibrating anatomically-correct mule? MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #25

I'm sorry! And no worries. We all get snappy sometimes. nolabear Jul 2013 #21

Do I LOOK like I have p-p-p-PROBlems... MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #19

I don't even think you could fall over! nolabear Jul 2013 #22

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Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

1. There must be something skewed about me, so much so that...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:45 PM

Jul 2013

When I read that, I thought those things were code for.

Emotional Availability = Easy
Independent Personality = Kinky

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

2. ^^^This.

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:52 PM

Jul 2013

Also "will allow me to pursue my ambitions" = I can sleep with other people.

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

3. Yep!

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:54 PM

Jul 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

4. Ahhhh... projection! 'Tis a GLORIOUS thing!!!

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 03:58 PM

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Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

5. Exactly... Which is why I mentioned something must be skewed in me.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:00 PM

Jul 2013

I need to go back to the mountains and meditate.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

6. There must be something skewed about me, so much so that...

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:07 PM

Jul 2013

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When I read that, I thought those things were code for.

Mountains = Man-Cave
Meditate = um... Masticate
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Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

7. Heh...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:15 PM

Jul 2013

So, hanging out at a mancave eating. Sounds good.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

16. You spelled "beating" wrong.

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:24 PM

Jul 2013

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

18. ...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #16)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:29 PM

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Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

23. I thought masticate meant to chew...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #16)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 02:17 AM

Jul 2013

I guess, I must be wrong.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

24. You overanalyse a joke... it ain't a joke no more.

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #23)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 09:24 AM

Jul 2013

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

8. I keep tellin' y'all...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:16 PM

Jul 2013

with honesty and openness you can achieve everything you could ever want to get out of dating.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

26. Indeed!

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 11:34 AM

Jul 2013

nolabear

(41,991 posts)

9. And you people wonder why you never get laid.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:34 PM

Jul 2013

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

10. Not that it's any of your business...

Reply to nolabear (Reply #9)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:39 PM

Jul 2013

I'm perfectly happy with the frequency of my laying.

Wounded Bear

(58,706 posts)

11. You're a chicken?

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #10)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:41 PM

Jul 2013

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

13. Cadbury Bunny. n/t

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #11)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:49 PM

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nolabear

(41,991 posts)

12. You're a good egg, Chan790.

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #10)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:46 PM

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Chan790

(20,176 posts)

14. Thanks.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #12)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:59 PM

Jul 2013

Sorry for being snappy. I'm cranky...a package I need ASAP has been en-route according to USPS since 9:30am yesterday between my city post office and my apartment. I could have walked there and back to pick it up 50 times between then and now. Now my concierge desk is about to close for the weekend and I won't get it until Monday.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

17. So... do tell us more about this "package" you "need". No, WAIT!!!!!

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #14)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:26 PM

Jul 2013

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

20. It's an inflatable vibrating anatomically-correct mule.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #17)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:34 PM

Jul 2013

Kidding. It's a replacement part for my ionizing air-cleaner and the dust is killing me. I got it...I had to hammer on the concierge door and claim the dust was causing me to have asthma attacks and I needed the package emergently...which was true...just not right then.

I had another package I didn't know was coming: books on how to be more successful at self-employment.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

25. Well, if you don't WANT it, can I have your inflatable vibrating anatomically-correct mule?

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #20)

Sat Jul 20, 2013, 09:27 AM

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nolabear

(41,991 posts)

21. I'm sorry! And no worries. We all get snappy sometimes.

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #14)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:38 PM

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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

19. Do I LOOK like I have p-p-p-PROBlems...

Reply to nolabear (Reply #9)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:32 PM

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nolabear

(41,991 posts)

22. I don't even think you could fall over!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #19)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 08:39 PM

Jul 2013

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