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http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2013/07/19/concerned-mom-wants-to-pay-for-sons-deflowering/
Because losing your virginity magically transforms you from band geek to John Mayer-esque libertine. Just like that.
I want to find a cute young girl to date him and turn him from high school nerd to cool college kid, writes the concerned parent, apparently unaware of the websites rules against propositioning paid sex. Hes very handsome and extremely fit, hes on the varsity cross country team so Id say theres almost zero body fat on him....
Concerned Mom promises to buy four concert tickets (two for pretend girlfriend and a pal, two for shy boy and a buddy) to manufacture a chance meeting for the would-be summer flingers. The girl (preferably 19, since over 20 is too scary for shy boy) will then seduce him and do the deed, the first of many teachable moments in various sex positions over the course of the summer.
You almost wonder why she just doesn't do the job herself.
nolabear
(41,991 posts)Jesus...
theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)No doubt a candidate for Mother of the Year. Sheesh. Besides, maybe the kid really wants a boyfriend.
Taverner
(55,476 posts)Some moms are the Anti-Norma Bates
They want their son to have all the fun they wished they had
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)I guess the Repubs were right about single parent households.
rug
(82,333 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)very interesting comment.
the father's job ...
wow.
somehow it is creepy for the Mother to be concerned but, it would be A-OK for the Father to have posted or otherwise rectified the situation ...
is that what you are implying here?
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)What part of is confusing you?
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Please do not reply to me in this thread. I trashed it.
the little sarcasm smilie did give me pause ... but, then I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic macho or just sarcastic to the whole notion or what exactly. so I thought I would ask. Since then, I decided the whole thread belonged in the trash.
The last line of the article rang false to me and I am wondering if the whole thing is just a joke on the internet.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)MicaelS
(8,747 posts)The "Moonlite Bunny Ranch" series on HBO. A 40ish mother brought her 20ish son to the Bunny Ranch, and bought him a session with one of the "working girls" so he could "lose" his virginity.
olddots
(10,237 posts)I think my parents were virgins too .
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)Listen close, parents: if you drive junior to after school functions, sit in your car till he is done, then drive him straight home, two things will happen. The fjrst is he will never have friends, because no one wants to associate with the kid whose mo is ten feet from the door, and will never be able to make friends. For life. The other is he will hook up with the wrong kind of woman. Turn on Lifetime, wait till one of the wife beater movies comes on, and flip the genders of the players to see what your son's life will be like.
u4ic
(17,101 posts)He's going to have to figure out dating on his own eventually. Or is mama going to pay for a wife for him as well? (Russian bride, anyone?)
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Lee-Lee
(6,324 posts)He will be smart enough to figure out what mom is pulling. In fact, since this went viral, I am sure he already has.
What would give him bigger hangups- being shy and a virgin, or being shy, a virgin, and the guy whose mom tried to buy him sex?
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)rurallib
(62,448 posts)baldguy
(36,649 posts)Legend has it that Baird Point will come crashing down if a virgin ever graduates. It's been there since 1970.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)The statue of Garibaldi in Washington Square Park will pull its sword the rest of the way out of its scabbard if a virgin ever walks through the park.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Paladin
(28,272 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Cher tried to do basically the same thing in the movie Mask -
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Run Harvard, run! Don't look back.
Locut0s
(6,154 posts)Yeah creepy. What I needed at that time was a FRIEND to do something like this But your mother? Freud indeed.