as opposed to the person, thing, or situation being perceived.

Some much prefer garters on men.

it's just me.

to enhance the sexiness. Number one, those slippers have to go.

That's silly.

or so we've heard .

Some guys look hot wearing stockings and some woman are just not attractive no matter what you put them in. So it's the wearer and the looker.

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THE most important question to ask when determining if garters are
sexy or not:
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"Given your unencumbered existential perception and vision, do the garters
enhance the subject or does the subject enhance the garters?" -- from the
best-selling selfhelp book, "Existentialism Schmexistentialism -- The World
Unzipped and Unsnapped and De-Pantsed" by MiddleFingerMom.
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Awww... not really. I just like to appear deep and philosophical and shit.
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Anyways, here's a hot garter picture for your sexytime later:
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One other thing.
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"You can't put lipstick on a pig."
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Au contraire, mes amis!!!" (Pardon my French.)
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You only need two things to accomplish this:
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#1. The grace and charm and wit of a MiddleFingerMom (Good LUCK, Slimepants!!!)
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#B. A REAL pig... a pig extraordinaire... a pig among pigs... one that will inspire
all other pigs to bow down to his ultra-piggishness and ask. "Masterpig, how may
we serve you? (As they run off to research the answer to that question in the Great
Book, "How to Serve Pig&quot .
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Allow me to show you what I mean.
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I hope this helped. How else may I serve you... Man?
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