Of course I'm not Italian, and wouldn't like being called a chick, but he's cute and his heart was in the right place! LOL

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... at the local rural bar (the absolute BEST bar I was ever a regular at). One night, when she got off work,
we sat at the bar for a couple of drinks, quietly talking dirty to one another and building up a mutual and
extreme desire to tear each other's clothes off. Probably JUST before people started shouting, "GET A
ROOM!!!!", we got up to leave.
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Strangest thing. We faced a gauntlet of my GF's friends, all wanting to stop her and ask her a question
as we tried to pass. Eventually, I noticed some of them giggling while watching this and I reallized that
they were quite literally, quite intentionally (and quite humorously) cockblocking us. I solved this Gordian
Knot of a problem the apocryphal way -- I turned to her, said "Say goodnight, dear", put her over my
shoulder and carried her out of the bar... to a great deal of cheering and hooting and applause. I could
hear my GF laughing and waving to everyone.
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"Bye-bye!!! Bye-bye!!! Bye-bye!!! Bye-bye!!!"
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We made it as far as the hood of the car in the parking lot before we had our total meltdown.
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Well... it wasn't OUR car, so technically -- we made it to (and on) the hood of "A" car.
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The next night. after her shift at the bar, I asked her if any of her friends were upset that
I had "Neanderthaled" her out the door the previous night.
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She told me, "Not a single one... but more than a few were envious because THEIR
BF's/husbands had never done that to them.
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Sometimes... I had a knack for doing the wrong thing at the right time.
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LOL Or should I say "MFN" !