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I can think of a better way to dispel horniness (Original Post)
geardaddy
Jan 2012
OP
If my horniness cells "fall off", my wife's going to be MIGHTY disappointed!!!
HopeHoops
Jan 2012
#16
Magrittes Pipe
(18,435 posts)1. Oh, i thought this was gonna be another pic thread.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)2. Well, according to the directions...
the first day I'll face wetness.
CurtEastPoint
(18,663 posts)3. in only 30 sencond!
Broderick
(4,578 posts)5. That is wasting 20 seconds
1 2 3 BAM
Broderick
(4,578 posts)4. I like the gently knead directions. But only 1-2 times a WEEK?
how about 3-4 times a day.
zbdent
(35,392 posts)12. ah, youth ...
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)6. Regardless of method...
avoid into eyeball!!!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)8. Sage advice that.
Wetness!
redqueen
(115,103 posts)7. The stratum corneum (the outermost layer of skin)
means 'horny layer' in English.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)9. Yeah, I figured that's what they were referring to.
Broderick
(4,578 posts)10. So if one uses this 3-4 times a day
How many days to get to the center?
zbdent
(35,392 posts)11. this usually works on intelligent women ...
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,364 posts)13. Not if someone looks deeper ...
Mopar151
(9,997 posts)14. Buddy Hackett gives complete directions
In the story of "The Wax Job". Definitely NSFW. This clip includes a couple of his other classics - "Motor Pool" and "Move Your Ass".
6000eliot
(5,643 posts)15. You'll definitely want to avoid into eyeball.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)16. If my horniness cells "fall off", my wife's going to be MIGHTY disappointed!!!