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Itchinjim

(3,085 posts) Fri Aug 23, 2013, 08:20 PM Aug 2013

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So, today at work one of the guys was horsing around...

and fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up the main feeder tube. We had to send a crew of Oompa-Loompas in to get him out. He was a little banged up but otherwise OK and the Oompa-Loompas actually like doing rescues like that, but let me tell you, the USDA and OSHA are PISSED!

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So, today at work one of the guys was horsing around... (Original Post) Itchinjim Aug 2013 OP

There are nuts in my chocolate!!! MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #1

You may be dangling more than you thought pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #3

And I don't want no nipples... just wanna dangle my parrrrrrrrrrr... ... ... ticiples. MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #4

I hope the FDA doesn't force you to recall the chocolate when people find Oompa Loompa parts PoliticAverse Aug 2013 #2

That's not a Baby Ruth bar Kennah Aug 2013 #5

Let me guess you could tell us what really happened... Locut0s Aug 2013 #6

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

1. There are nuts in my chocolate!!!

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Fri Aug 23, 2013, 08:23 PM

Aug 2013

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

3. You may be dangling more than you thought

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 23, 2013, 08:28 PM

Aug 2013

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

4. And I don't want no nipples... just wanna dangle my parrrrrrrrrrr... ... ... ticiples.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 23, 2013, 08:32 PM

Aug 2013

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

2. I hope the FDA doesn't force you to recall the chocolate when people find Oompa Loompa parts

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Fri Aug 23, 2013, 08:25 PM

Aug 2013

in it.

Kennah

(14,276 posts)

5. That's not a Baby Ruth bar

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Sat Aug 24, 2013, 01:48 AM

Aug 2013

Locut0s

(6,154 posts)

6. Let me guess you could tell us what really happened...

Reply to Itchinjim (Original post)

Sat Aug 24, 2013, 03:44 AM

Aug 2013

But you'd have to kill us after right?

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