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My wife and I were laughing at this article
http://gawker.com/5839808/how-to-poop-at-work
and saw a comment about wiping position. Apparently the world is divided into sitters and standers in terms of wiping, and each is largely ignorant of the other's existence (you think you know someone when you marry them...)
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petronius
(26,602 posts)half of DU, but I'm gobsmacked that people might even think of using the other - obviously wrong and disgusting - method.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)petronius
(26,602 posts)Slightly off topic, but it has always surprised me that no one ever mentions how 'twerking' is merely a stylized representation of proper bathroom technique...
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,843 posts)tazkcmo
(7,300 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)So...neither. I have to stand up to towel off my bum though. Sometimes I just jump straight into the shower instead.
On further thought, I cannot imagine the logistics of wiping one's bum standing up...they must ruin a lot of underwear, there's no possibility to get your ass clean that way, you filthy anal-clinchers.
Recursion
(56,582 posts)What the hell is the matter with people? That is a 100% No-Go Zone.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)Your hands are getting just as dirty wiping standing up.
Kaleva
(36,317 posts)Recursion
(56,582 posts)I'm probably the least flexible person on earth.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Recursion
(56,582 posts)Gah!
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Someone has beat you to it...
Combination wok brush/taint brush with companion turd knives...
Kaleva
(36,317 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)I also have a poop stool.
I read somewhere (They can't put it on the internet if it isn't true!) that our bodies built to eliminate from a squatted position so your feet should be roughly as high as your butt. I believe in Asian countries the toilets are built into the ground so that you have no choice but we westerners in our lap of luxury have taken to reclining while pooping. You sure can't get a couple chapters of that book in while trying not to fall ass-first into the toilet! So in typical American-style compromise and ingenuity, I got me a foot stool to put my feet on while in the act and then after a courtesy flush and a few chapters I can lean sideways and take care of cleanliness. Folded and wet rather than balled up like some barbarian.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)???
Wipe while standing?
That sounds to me like brushing your teeth with your mouth closed.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)It's more like squatting in the same position, no?
Recursion
(56,582 posts)But, I mean, you're more or less standing.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)Last edited Mon Sep 16, 2013, 01:32 PM - Edit history (1)
Just imagine if you "stood" in that position at work. What would people think you were doing?
ETA: maybe it should be called the "quarterback stance"? It's somewhere between these two:
Kaleva
(36,317 posts)bigwillq
(72,790 posts)walkerbait41
(302 posts)I don`t want to know. Why do you?
Kaleva
(36,317 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)OxQQme
(2,550 posts)I hate it when my hand is really dry and has no traction on the paper.