The greatest song ever song in the history of mankind

Over a hundred years ago my grandfather had a hardware/drug store and we had the two prizes from that failed enterprise: a Juke Box with a huge collection of 78s and an old slot machine.

From the 78s there was one song that just always filled me with inspiration and lifted my spirits: Serenade to a Jerk.

I thought it was lost to history by in the thread asking for songs to be dedicated to Republicans I searched it and for the first time in 30 years heard the song that has brought me so much happiness. You do have to listen to it all the way through to appreciate it.

On Mrs. grantcart's 58 birthday (I met someone yesterday and when they heard that it was her birthday I asked them to guess her age: 32)

In my heart I know that this is Mrs. grantcart's true feelings for me: