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red dog 1

(27,817 posts) Fri Oct 18, 2013, 02:35 PM Oct 2013

Another Blonde Joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
They had great seats just behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback.' 'Get the quarterback.' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents."

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Another Blonde Joke (Original Post) red dog 1 Oct 2013 OP

My kind of girl... Xyzse Oct 2013 #1

Thanks for the joke walkerbait41 Oct 2013 #2

You're quite welcome. red dog 1 Oct 2013 #3

Stealing your joke antiquie Oct 2013 #4

That's OK, I stole the joke from a Republican. red dog 1 Oct 2013 #5

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

1. My kind of girl...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2013, 02:50 PM

Oct 2013

I didn't know about American Football till I was in middle school.

Never paid much attention either. I have a very limited understanding of their rules and strategy.
I also do not pay much attention to the teams. So if someone does something cool... I'd cheer for that, whichever team.