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JeffHead

(1,186 posts)
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 05:12 PM Oct 2013

Argentinian Man........

Masturbates 83 Times In 24 Hour Period – New World Record


Residents of a small town in Argentina are celebrating today as one of their own citizens has become the new record holder in the field of masturbation. From 8pm Thursday evening until 8pm Friday night, 22-year-old Hugo Lopez from the city of La Falda masturbated a total of 83 times. This new feat breaks the previous record set by a Thailand man last year.

Lopez spoke to reporters about the difficulty in achieving the new record. “Growing up I would practice all the time and took it very seriously. I knew one day my hard work and dedication would pay off. Thank you to everyone who made this possible.”

“Hugo would never leave his room,” Lopez’s mom Evita told CNN when asked about her son’s childhood. “He would just stay in his room for days at a time. We knew one day all that masturbation would pay off for him. He has made all his friends and family so proud.”


http://nationalreport.net/argentinian-man-masturbates-83-times-24-hour-period-new-world-record/

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Argentinian Man........ (Original Post) JeffHead Oct 2013 OP
Why does everyone assume I'm Argentinian? MiddleFingerMom Oct 2013 #1
hah! Reminds me of a line from Woody Allen's Zelig... joeybee12 Oct 2013 #2
That's not a record. Scuba Oct 2013 #3
He would have to share it with Big D Hardie. There is some lousy record keeping going on jakeXT Oct 2013 #4
That's once every 18 minutes for one straight day. rug Oct 2013 #5
LOL Xyzse Oct 2013 #8
I cry for you, Argentina Bucky Oct 2013 #6
does he have one arm that is very, very big rurallib Oct 2013 #7
He's more of a jack rabbit than Bugs Bunny himself nt Jamaal510 Oct 2013 #9
 

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)
2. hah! Reminds me of a line from Woody Allen's Zelig...
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 06:14 PM
Oct 2013

He tells his psychiatrist, Mia Farrow, that he has to leave to go to his college course on masturbation, and she says, "Oh, guilt induced masturbation?" and He says, "No. Advanced. And if I'm late, they start without me."

jakeXT

(10,575 posts)
4. He would have to share it with Big D Hardie. There is some lousy record keeping going on
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 06:50 PM
Oct 2013

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big D Hardie, Grangemouth in 2010 — at 83 climaxes, a world record.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon

Btw the womens world record is 222

http://web.archive.org/web/20100515122221/http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/records.html

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
5. That's once every 18 minutes for one straight day.
Tue Oct 22, 2013, 07:07 PM
Oct 2013

I call bullshit and I'm disgusted with myself for calculating it.

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