Last week, he got me in the eye.

LOVE!!!

Obesity is a hell of a drug!

I love big tabby kitties like that!

He likes to stand on my stomach and hips when I'm in bed tonight.

Ouch! But he loves you, so ...

. . .When you hold a cat on it's back, it will fight with all four paws and claws, because that is typically the defensive posture of last resort for it.

Better to hold the cat with one hand/arm on the belly and the other hand supporting the two hind legs.

But I will try that next time. I'm sure he'll go along with it...lol

I love big headed cats. My aunt used to have this enormous (25+lb) orange tabby that had a head the size of a tennis ball. Kid you not, the poor thing looked like a giant orange tick. It was not attractive.

Wish you had a picture of it

Darth Kitty:

He's a closet coward. That means he hides in the closet with something new, like furniture or even a book shows up in the house.

... from those laser eyes?

I get all his food from Trader Joe's coz that's the only stuff he'll eat. Imagine a cat that hates beef and chicken. He's a weirdo, like his parents.

He's a brat.

I love those kinda cats, but...they can not sit on your lap, you know, without giving you broken knee caps.
Soooo cute....just wana pet da kitteh!!!

I have a new hole in my hand today

*much pretty-kitty squee*

Right now, it's kind of hard to tell if it's a "he".... Hee-hee-hee....

He loves rice cakes, tho. He's a fucking weirdo.

... he's 20 lbs of a beautiful fucking weirdo!

When people meet him for the first time, they usually say, "holy shit!" before he takes off and dives under the bed. lol

That's for sure.